Yellow Yard
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Added by Gordon EckerThe Yellow Yard is the limit of Andrew Hussie's direct interference in the story of Homestuck. This limit was first established in a fourth wall-breaking message to the reader
, in which he explains that his frequent self-inserts will inevitably cause him to directly interact with the story he created. To prevent this from ruining Homestuck, he chooses to restrict his interference to a single, passive moment located entirely within an area the size of the distance light travels in three nanoseconds: one yard. The yard is delineated by WV's weaponized meter stick basic human measurement unit
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In Seer: Descend there is a book which reads:
"Though we adore Him we shall never enjoy His beauteous Croak. We spill our blood on acres of black and white so they may cross the yellow yard. At last in Skaia's reflection through broken glass He may find the pond in which He's meant to squat."
According to Karkat, Jade's plan involves a yellow yard (which he calls a "lawn ring", the troll word for a different kind of yard). In [S] Cascade![]()
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rd English retrieves his coat, and starts to cross the Yellow Yard.
Their entry into the apartment is noticed by Hussie in his super-fast Hussiebot form, and he immediately rushes over to the Yard![]()
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Although the trip would only last three nanoseconds from Hussiebot's perspective, it would take three years from John and Jade's perspective.
Beyond the opposite Fenestrated Wall is the Post-Scratch Sburb Session of Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, and Dirk Strider. It is implied![]()
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Added by Per Ankh