Sorceror Nobody
If it'S a Supreme traNSceNdeNtal NoNeNtity you're lookiNg for, you've juSt fouNd him If it'S a Supreme traNSceNdeNtal NoNeNtity you're lookiNg for, you've juSt fouNd him If it'S a Supreme traNSceNdeNtal NoNeNtity you're lookiNg for, you've juSt fouNd him For the laSt time, it'S Not a dreSS! It'S a robe! Do you have No graSp of Style whatSoever? iif iit'2 a 2upreme traN2ceNdeNtal NoNeNtiity you're lookiiNg for, you've ju2t fouNd hiim BEHLD! I AM NOW ENGLISH IN NAME AS WELL AS NATIONALITY! ...
AKA	SN
Title	Seer of Void
Age	22
Screen name	skaiarorNetbody solluxNthusiast
Typing Style	Normal grammar and punctuation, but with the letters S and N capitalised in red and blue, respectively. When he mentions Homestuck characters by name, uses their colour and quirk, except for names and terms that already have special formats*
Zodiac Sign	Gemini
Strife Specibi	Keybladekind
Fetch Modi	Decay, Crossword, Hanoi
Relations	Jimcloud – moirail, genetic sister*
Lives in	England
Planet	Land of Nothingness and Eternity
Likes	Puns, memes, Homestuck
Hates	Overt misuse of the English language, although an exception is often made if the misuse is for comedic effect
Music	Blank Stares ♫ An Empty Threat ♫ (Strife)
Pogo record	897,899 pts
Pesterlogs ? ==> SN: Encounter unexpected complication. ==> SN: Answer JC. ? ==> SN: Answer infuriating douchebag.

Sorceror Nobody is a complete enigma of a character who is theoretically in Homestuck, but has never actually appeared in it, and probably never will. He is a supreme transcendental nonentity who not only does not physically exist within any universe, but not in the Medium or indeed in any form of Paradox Space. Basically, he does "exist", but doesn't exist. Indeed, his (non-)existence has been speculated to be not entirely unlike that of pumpkins. Some people have even theorised that there may be some deeper connection between the two. However, Sorceror Nobody denies this, saying only, "What pumpkin?"

SN uses Pesterchum to communicate with his other Homestuck-loving friends. His chumhandle is skaiarorNetbody. Whether he chose this because it's a distinctly workable portmanteau of his name and Skaianet, or because of some deeper connection, is unclear. It's probably the former, of course. Even in the world of Homestuck, where everything generally means something, it's unlikely that there is a deeper connection. Then again, we can't rule out the possibility that SN has been working Doc Scratch-type machinations somewhere down the line. Many people simply chalk the issue up to Weird Nonexistence Shit.

When in what might reasonably be termed "2ollux roleplayiiNg mode", Sorceror Nobody uses the chumhandle solluxNthusiast. He implements most of Sollux's quirk on top of his own – the letters S and N are still capitalised and coloured, but S is then replaced with 2. Sollux's quirk does not affect SN's habit of using others' quirks when mentioning them by name.

It should be noted that SN is not actually anything more than a normal human, i.e. most of the above is fabrication. However, he does like to act in that persona much of the time, and accordingly, his first action upon the deployment of his Alchemiter was to create the Sorceror Nobody Armour, which he likes to wear on occasion. Alas, like Jade's Iron Lass suit, it's very cumbersome.

His web browser of choice used to be Dryhten, but the developers inexplicably sabotaged their own software by concealing an ~ATH subroutine in an update, which wiped all copies of the browser out of existence. Sorceror Nobody therefore had to start using a different browser, and eventually settled on Nyx, which he describes as "reassuringly purple".

In the Medium

Due to Skaia being a "source of unlimited creative potential", Sorceror Nobody finds that he is able to make much of his persona into a more solid reality, a fact that he delights in by quickly alchemising things such as his otherwise-fictional Keybladekind Strife Specibus. This is a vast improvement over the metalpolekind he uses prior to entry.

He is the first player to enter the session. His server player is Jimcloud, and his client, the last to enter, is Fighter Jecht. There are a total of eight players in the session.

His planet, the Land of Nothingness of Eternity, has relatively little land area. Rather than being a solid sphere, it has a shell surrounding a core of some kind of energy. The Denizen of the Land of Nothingness and Eternity is Nyx. The consorts of the LONAE are unlike any known animal (and most certainly are neither amphibians nor reptiles), and yet they seem oddly... familiar.

Role as the Seer of Void

Sorceror Nobody's power is primarily to See things that cannot, and never will, be. In other words, he can discern voided possibilities. In a sense, this makes him the precise antithesis of Doc Scratch's omniscience: Scratch extrapolates by deduction into the dark pockets, whereas SN extrapolates out of them. It's no wonder Doc Scratch has taken an interest in pestering SN, since he basically embodies Doc Scratch's "humorous dialogue with reality".

Unless of course it isn't really Doc Scratch...

One of the curious side-effects of the Void-Seeing is that SN can identify actions that will lead to doomed offshoot timelines. He is not capable of Seeing any part of the timeline, i.e. he cannot find out what happens in it, but he can See that it tails off into oblivion at the point where Paradox Space cuts it off.

Ironically, as a Hero of Void, SN is immune to his own Seeing. This has... interesting implications, to say the least.

Although he does think that his title is pretty damn cool as it is, Sorceror Nobody nonetheless has acted on his tendency to make every name he uses conform to the initials SN. In other words, he's fabricated an equivalent title for himself that fits the initials, namely the 'Scryer of Nothingness'.

Sorceror Nobody has also accidentally discovered that he has the ability to unsee things – or more accurately, retroactively never have seen them in the first place – by projecting a void over the seeing. Obviously, this is a very useful talent for anyone who spends any time on the internet, as it allows him to unsee things like this.
I hope you didn't click that, because if you aren't SN, you can't unsee it :P

Gallery

Punched card for the Sorceror Nobody Armour

Memetic Mutation

Click on Doc Scratch! Hello humans. Look at your dog. Now back to me. Now back to your dog. Now back to me. Sadly, Bec isn't me. But if he stopped using canine-scented ectobiology and switched to Cal Spice, he could seem like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on Alternia's moon, with the Doc your dog could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a cue ball that can answer a Seer's every question. Look again. The Seer is now Grimdark. Anything is possible when your First Guardian seems like Doc Scratch and not a canine. I'm on a hoofbeast.