Mork Luffar
Remember that you are mortal.
AKA	Stanislav Vorobiev
Age	15
Screen Name	cemeteryCustodian
Typing Style	Types like a normal man would. Almost perfect grammar and punctuation, etc.
Zodiac Sign	Pisces
Relations	Vriska Serket, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara - favourite trolls John Egbert - favourite kid Casey - favourite chatacter Death - favourite non-Homestuck character
Likes	Weird plot shit, writing, helping others (kinda).

Hello MSPA Wiki, Mork Luffar's on the line. I'm not a troll and I'm not an idiot, but sometimes I can be too quick when it comes to adding speculations based on somewhat silly hypothesis, suggestions and/or new images to pages, so if you see a stupid part of the page that was made by me - feel free to edit and/or delete it completely.

Sometimes I am actually creative, sometimes not. Sometimes I rush and put something on the page, not knowing about the fact that there was an arguement about putting this in it's 'talk' part, sometimes I check 'Talk' before doing anything. Sometimes I upload good images, sometimes I post PNG with no transparency. Sometimes I'm cleaning the troll's trash, sometimes I am the one who makes pages looks weird (however, I never grief intentionally). So yeah, feel free to fix my changes.

Actually, a VERY huge portion of information about me can be seen in the huge column to the right. If you understand what I mean.

Remember, however, that I do not tolerate people calling Vriska "Andrew's waifu" and/or "Vriska Sue" and such, Karkat being called "Pantskat" and so on on their official pages. Really, this feels kind of weird. You can make a page for it, or anything else, but don't vandalize their pages just to make yourself a little bit happier. Come on, people, get over Tavros' death and Terezi's redrom feelings for Karkat. It's just characters, gog damn it. However, I agree that Vriska is a huge bitch, bluh bluh.

Fan-characterEdit

Designed him just for fun. Mork's picture is... Eh, just a edit of John's picture with Vriska's outfit on 'im; frankly speakin', this is my favourite outfit in the game. I like orange and green, so changin' his jacket and shoes was kind of predictable. Tried to draw a good Death's face on his black shirt. Changed eyes and hair - I don't wear glasses and I don't have such messy hair. Strife Specibus - Dicekind (however, he uses normal dice instead of lethal). Fetch Modus - Array (come on, he is smart enough to know what he needs). Land - Land of Scythes and Clockwork. Typing quirk - replaces g's with apostrophe symbols (like "joining" - "joinin'") and 'th' with 's'. Title - Bard of Death. Consorts - lizards. Probably will make a chumhandle soon on Pesterchum; it'll be cemeteryCustodian, mirroring his passion of death, memories and defence.

Troll PatronEdit

Despite I am Pisces (and he is as well), I despise Feferi. Come on, she is nothing like other trolls. More like a filler character. Only special traits I like in her are her connection to Horrorterrors and her royal blood. She is my least favourite troll; even Equius, who I dislike because of being power-mad jerk, is a more interesting character because he actually does something for a change. So I don't think Feferi is my patron, and I doubt she will ever be.

I don't think I need a Troll Patron, but if I could pick one, I'd probably pick either Gamzee or Karkat. Because they're awesome.

My favorite pagesEdit

• Vriska Serket - always fun to follow. I always check what people add there, since it'd be interesting to know others' way of looking at events that happened in the plot. Also, lots of letters and a good example of a good page.
• Imp - I just love imps for some reason. Also, good page.
• Ongoing gags - probably because it's the main reason I read Problem Sleuth, Bard's quest and Jail Break in the first place.
• Karkat Vantas - same as the first.
• John Egbert - same as the previous.