The Unreal Air is an unbelievably shitty IRONIC skateboard Davecreated by alchemizing both his skateboard and a Hella Jeff drawing.
After being created, it proceeded to get RIDICULOUS air and has since been seen gliding through the clouds of Skaia.
Shortly after the UNREAL AIR had soared away, Dave duplicated it and had it captchalogued before it was able to fly away again. It seems to be one of the few items created with a SBaHJ poster that can interact with its enivronment (the SORD..... Dave made earlier was too UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY to manipulate intelligibly). The Unreal Air also requires no GRIST to construct.
Dave used the second Unreal Air to enter his first gate.