Though all the users of Serious Business are clearly office workers and businesspeople in general, John believes the Serious Business users are his Dad's "fellow street performers" before learning of his Dad's real occupation.
During Act 1, a timestamp appears next to the screen name of message senders, indicating when they sent the message. However, after the "cataclysmic event", all of the timestamps consistently read "??:??." This is most likely due to the PDA being in The Medium, part of the Incipisphere, "a place untouched by the flow of time."
"Serious business" is also the attention notice on the letter for Dr. David Brinner carried by Peregrine Mendicant. He apparently lives on , the exact street . This is likely the name of one of Dad's neighbor-associates. Dr. David Brinner, Ghost Psychiatrist is a longstanding MS Paint Adventures character.
In the post-scratch universe, Dad is captured and imprisoned on Derse, but the Draconian Dignitary takes a liking to him and sets up a new version of Serious Business for him to use. This version allows him to communicate with citizens of Derse but only allows messages to be sent within the kingdom, preventing Dad from contacting his daughter or her friends. He uses it mainly to provide fashion advice to Dersites, who have embraced Dad's business attire as a new fashion trend (partially because the Dignitary has forced everyone to wear it under penalty of death).
Delirious Biznasty is a similar application, although with a much increased radness attribute for cool bros in hats.
Serious Business Users (Pre-scratch Earth)Edit
- pipefan413 : Dad Egbert. No messages written by Dad are seen. However, given greyslacks66 and wellPressedAttire's inquiries on his health, it's obvious he's used it at some point in the past. Later Nannasprite finds Dad's PDA and starts typing messages of her own.
- grayslacks66: Accidentally dunked the tip of his tie into coffee and sought help with Serious Business. Ended up going home for a fresh tie instead. Later, grayslacks66 asked Dad for the "status of [his] health/wardrobe."
- wellPressedAttire: Gave grayslacks66 help during the "coffee dunk incident." Later, showed concern over Dad's well-being and provided encouragement for fedorafreak.
- officeurchin1280: Not much is known. If the number in his screen name is a birth date, officeurchin is rather young for a businessperson, which goes well with the screen name.
- 2busy4this: So far only posted one message. The screen name and use of abbreviations leads one to believe him or her to be very busy.
- fedorafreak: A user whose neighboring house was hit with a "flaming projectile". He began evacuating all his expensive garments, and after the apocalypse of Earth is reduced to drinking his own (filtered) urine to survive. Given his screen name and priorities, it's easy to tell he has a big love for fedora-style hats, all of which are now unfortunately rumpled and unsightly. He is implied to be the only surviving user by the time John loses his PDA. He is later seen possibly in the medium in which he comes across an Alchemiter and replicates his wardrobe. Later tries alchemizing outfits but end up outlandish such as very long pants. He runs out of grist and needs to procure more from the underlings, and ends up heavily injured before collapsing on a "horizontal stone slab exhibiting unidentified iconography" to rest. Before his battery on the gray, serviceable hand-held computing device he uses died, Nannasprite told him a story of her past. He seems to have also been transported to the medium and has discovered an Alchemiter, Grist etc. "confidence in martial prowess perplexingly swells." could be a potential sign of him scaling his echeladder.
According to Andrew Hussie, when fedorafreak dies in his Quest Hat, he will ascend to the god tier and become the Gent of Piss. It should be noted that Andrew said this, and that he liked to say outlandish, ridiculous things on Formspring. However, this was stated some time before the scene where fedorafreak finds his quest bed was posted, so this appears to have evolved into an ascended meme.
Serious Business Users (Post-scratch Derse)Edit
- pipefan413: Dad Crocker. Shows remarkable sense and knowledge when it comes to businesslike fashion. His text color is different from that of the carapacians.
- HATLIKER: Courtyard Droll. Had an accident in which he sat upon his favorite hat.
- 1dapperblackshell: Very frank, attempts to suggest ways in which HATLIKER can rectify the integrity of his hat.
- FineryFiend: Mostly just reacts to the others, speaks of his respect for pipefan413's knowledge of finery.
- NoNeed4PantsThx: Seems rather intelligent and words things effectively.
- ChuffedAboutDuds: Didn't say much, offers his condolences and suggests inverting the hat and sitting on it again.
- WANT_MORE_SOCKS: Very concerned about socks, motions to unsit on hat and later withdraws the suggestion, changing his mood to apologetic.
- The Dignitary: Draconian Dignitary. Tells HATLIKER to incinerate the damaged hat immediately, and never wear such a thing in public.
- )(er Imperious Condescension (abbreviated to )(IC): The Condesce. Can't deal with prissy hat chat. Thinks it was a mistake to let proper dudes run shit instead of nasty clowns. Wants her ring back.