For the pre-Scratch version of this character, see Rose Lalonde.

Mom Lalonde
Many suspected real life wytchkkrafts were involved, which is what some believed discouraged criminal investigation into the matter. The feds were afraid. And the Baroness, nervous.
First Appearance
Age	Adult (deceased)
Strife Specibi	Needlekind
Relations	Rose Lalonde - Pre-scratch self Roxy Lalonde - Descendant, "Daughter", genetic mother Dirk Strider - Genetic father Dirk's Bro - Rebellion partner-in-crime, genetic brother Dave Strider - Genetic brother Frigglish - Pet
Live(s) in	Roxy's house (Rainbow Falls, New York)

Roxy's Mom is the post-Scratch version of Rose Lalonde and the ectobiological daughter of Roxy Lalonde and Dirk Strider.

Biography Edit

Roxy's Mom is a highly successful author, having published the bestseller "Complacency of the Learned", a story which her pre-scratch self also happened to have written. She is Roxy's ancestor, and Roxy views her ancestor as a parental figure, which is why Roxy addresses her as "mom", much like how Dirk sees and looks up to his ancestor like an older brother. Knowing that Roxy would exist sometime in the future, Roxy's mom prepared her home to be ready for Roxy's arrival and filled it with supplies for her.

Roxy's mother is dead in Dirk and Roxy's time, as is Dirk's Bro. She is was killed by the Condesce herself after opposing her rule together with Dirk's Bro, an argument Roxy uses against playing Sburb. However, in Jake and Jane's time in 2011, Roxy's Mom and Dirk's Bro are both alive . The first conversation further suggests that Roxy's primary interest in Sburb was the possibility of resurrecting them. This mirrors Rose's interest in using the game to resurrect Jaspers.

It should be noted that she is described by Roxy as having possession of "Vision Omnifold", like a Seer, a direct parallel to the class of Rose Lalonde, Roxy's Mom's pre-Scratch incarnation. This is similar to the Sufferer retaining Kankri's Seer of Blood abilities. Aside from her apparent retention of Seer abilities from her pre-Scratch self, she may also have "wytchkkraft" powers. In a conversation with Calliope, Roxy said that her Mom frequently blacks out in pictures taken by the paparazzi. This might be related to pre-Scratch Rose's blackout when she went grimdark.

It is revealed by Dirk that Roxy's mom took on the High Chaplain of Interstellar War, Guy Fieri, one on one, and delivered some retribution for the Hilarocaust and the deaths of nearly five billion people he caused by stabbing him in the eyes with her knitting needles and riding his body off a massive waterfall of blood, mirroring Pre-Scratch Rose's attack on an Ogre.

GalleryEdit

Roxy's Mom watches as the Condesce reveals herself to the citizens of Earth on 2x3prong Day.

Meanwhile, Roxy's mom was tracking down the High Chaplain. His crimes had already been committed. She couldn't repay them by any stretch of the imagination.

But she could wipe the blood stained grin off that fat bastard's face. She gouged his eyes with a pair of needles.

And rode his torso to the bottom of the bloody falls.

The final confrontation between the rebels and the Batterwitch.

The end of Roxy's Mom, mirroring the death of Rose's Mom.

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Pre-Scratch Kids	Heir of Breath Seer of Light Knight of Time Witch of Space John Egbert Rose Lalonde Dave Strider Jade Harley EB - ectoBiologist GT - ghostyTrickster TT - tentacleTherapist TG - turntechGodhead GG - gardenGnostic
Post-Scratch Kids	Maid of Life Rogue of Void Prince of Heart Page of Hope Jane Crocker Roxy Lalonde Dirk Strider Jake English GG - gutsyGumshoe TG - tipsyGnostalgic TT - timaeusTestified GT - golgothasTerror
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