Your gay pornography has been forged into a formidable blade.

The Paper Sword is forgedMspa icon out of a Hunk's Junk magazine in the continuation of Jailbreak. The sword is too weak to cut anything openMspa icon and does little damage. However, due to the materials used to create the weapon, it is able to make Elves cry.

In Homestuck, during Jack Noir's jailbreak adventureSburb Logo, he forges a blade out of illicit literatureSburb Logo. Later on, during Caliborn's retelling of the story, he gives the Alpha Male a collection of "smut"Sburb Logo which he uses to forge a paper sword that causes John Egbert to cry.