The Mr. T Puppet was Dave's Bro's, it first appeared in Act 2, wearing a leather thong and handcuffed to a pantsless Chuck NorrisSburb Logo. Dave explains this to be like ten levels of irony removed from the original joke.

The Mr. T puppet also appeared in Act 4 when Dave was combining various items together. He combined fetus in a jar with the Mr. T puppet to make foam fetus in a jarSburb Logo for 25 grist and 1 rust. This was described to be "Another backbreaking victory for science" and took part in weirding the underlings outSburb Logo using the "new freakshow entourage" along with other items created by Dave with the alchemiter