The ministrife, titled in Homestuck as , is an interactive Flash.
Vriska Serket and Meenah Peixes begin to battle after Meenah invites Vriska to her army and Vriska invites Meenah to her pirate adventure. Andrew Hussie is seen bobbing up and down in the background throughout the entire flash. Vriska and Meenah continually one-up each other and summon more allies, sometimes summoning the descendants and ancestors of members from the other person's team, causing COMPLETE mayhem. They both agree to the terms that if one or the other wins the fight, one will have to join the other's "team" and help with their plans to defeat Lrd English. However, just before Vriska and Meenah begin to fight, Calliope interrupts. This flash shows all of the ancestors and their typing quirks. Later on in Act 6 Intermission 5, it is shown that an army is under control of both Meenah and Vriska, implying the fight ended with a draw.