The loading screen that displays as Sburb installs itself includes a rapidly flashing list of quick phrases, most of which are, at least partially, apparent nonsense, perhaps the game working to predict every possible or impossible phenomenon in paradox space in order to build its universe-engineering game engine . The joke is almost certainly a reference to the same kind of nonsense loading screens that appeared in The Sims and Spore.
Appearances in Homestuck
Contents
All 230 phrases are listed here, and the order in which they appear:
| Phrase | Order |
|---|---|
| Transforming Soffits | 1 |
| Reorganizing Keys | 2 |
| Formalizing Immersion Joints | 3 |
| Justifying Kick Extractors | 4 |
| Advising Aggregates | 5 |
| Managing Elbows | 6 |
| Recasting Connectors | 7 |
| Achieving Aluminum Trowels | 8 |
| Officiating Disks | 9 |
| Exhibiting Absolute Spigots | 10 |
| Progressing Coil Hydrants | 11 |
| Jerry-building Reflectors | 12 |
| Informing Casters | 13 |
| Inventing Rubber Hoists | 14 |
| Performing Wrenches | 15 |
| Judging Chalk Adapters | 16 |
| Upgrading Ignition Paths | 17 |
| Regrowing Flashing | 18 |
| Recommending Ratchets | 19 |
| Approving Barriers | 20 |
| Sweeping Impact Fillers | 21 |
| Sewing Mirrors | 22 |
| Detailing Collectors | 23 |
| Enforcing Measures | 24 |
| Distributing Systems | 25 |
| Presenting Plugs | 26 |
| Interwinding Registers | 27 |
| Piloting Ash Diffusers | 28 |
| Gathering Cranks | 29 |
| Supplying Eave Pockets | 30 |
| Undertaking Scroll Stops | 31 |
| Accelerating Straps | 32 |
| Designing Fittings | 33 |
| Protecting Diamond Boilers | 34 |
| Logging Downspouts | 35 |
| Correlating Shingles | 36 |
| Uniting Mallets | 37 |
| Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts | 38 |
| Sharing Clamps | 39 |
| Obtaining Circular Fluids | 40 |
| Ranking Foundation Gauges | 41 |
| Sensing Miter Brackets | 42 |
| Originating Space Networks | 43 |
| Translating Drills | 44 |
| Regulating Guards | 45 |
| Selecting Gable Padding | 46 |
| Utilizing Pellet Dowels | 47 |
| Reconciling Artifacts | 48 |
| Altering Pulleys | 49 |
| Shedding Space Filters | 50 |
| Determining Vents | 51 |
| Representing Mortar | 52 |
| Remaking Flash Rakers | 53 |
| Supporting Funnels | 54 |
| Typecasting Rotary Chocks | 55 |
| Expressing Junctures | 56 |
| Resetting Auxiliary Vises | 57 |
| Professing Strip Treads | 58 |
| Inlaying Matter Trowels | 59 |
| Questioning Drivers | 60 |
| Forming Edge Fittings | 61 |
| Sketching Blanks | 62 |
| Overshooting Spark Breakers | 63 |
| Rewriting Controls | 64 |
| Playing Tunnels | 65 |
| Inventorying Buttons | 66 |
| Enduring Joist Handles | 67 |
| Effecting Ratchet Bibbs | 68 |
| Unwinding Couplings | 69 |
| Forsaking Vapor Conduits | 70 |
| Defining Sockets | 71 |
| Calculating Heaters | 72 |
| Raising Grids | 73 |
| Administering Tiles | 74 |
| Measuring Resources | 75 |
| Installing Ignition Remotes | 76 |
| Extracting Corners | 77 |
| Manufacturing Ventilators | 78 |
| Delegating Consoles | 79 |
| Treating Mounting Stones | 80 |
| Enacting Jig Deflectors | 81 |
| Intensifying Alleys | 82 |
| Improvising Cargo | 83 |
| Pinpointing Bobs | 84 |
| Prescribing Arc Masonry | 85 |
| Structuring Metal Chucks | 86 |
| Symbolizing Lathes | 87 |
| Activating Plumb Kits | 88 |
| Adapting Coatings | 89 |
| Fixing Channels | 90 |
| Expediting Cordage | 91 |
| Planning Compressors | 92 |
| Enlisting Hangers | 93 |
| Restructuring Keyhole Augers | 94 |
| Shearing Ridge Hardware | 95 |
| Collecting Reciprocating Bolts | 96 |
| Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers | 97 |
| Whetting Hole collars | 98 |
| Conducting Mandrels | 99 |
| Comparing Assets | 100 |
| Compiling Sealants | 101 |
| Completing Paths | 102 |
| Composing Equivocation Wheels | 103 |
| Computing Dampers | 104 |
| Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment | 105 |
| Ordering Cotter Grates | 106 |
| Organizing Ties | 107 |
| Orienting Ladders | 108 |
| Exceeding Materials | 109 |
| Targeting Thermocouples | 110 |
| Demonstrating Emery Stock | 111 |
| Expanding Latch Bases | 112 |
| Training Wardrobe Adhesives | 113 |
| Overcoming Fasteners | 114 |
| Streamlining Storm Anchors | 115 |
| Navigating Springs | 116 |
| Perfecting Turnbuckles | 117 |
| Verifying Gate Pegs | 118 |
| Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts | 119 |
| Negotiating Outlets | 120 |
| Normalizing Strips | 121 |
| Building Surface Foggers | 122 |
| Checking Key Torches | 123 |
| Knitting Grinders | 124 |
| Mowing Planers | 125 |
| Offsetting Stencils | 126 |
| Acquiring Bulbs | 127 |
| Adopting Rivets | 128 |
| Observing Avenues | 129 |
| Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets | 130 |
| Slinging Wing Winches | 131 |
| Instituting Circuit Generators | 132 |
| Instructing Wicks | 133 |
| Integrating Pry Shutters | 134 |
| Interpreting Immersion Lumber | 135 |
| Clarifying Coils | 136 |
| Classifying Wood Bits | 137 |
| Closing Cogs | 138 |
| Cataloging Matter Strips | 139 |
| Charting Holders | 140 |
| Conceptualizing Push Terminals | 141 |
| Stimulating Supports | 142 |
| Overthrowing Shaft Spacers | 143 |
| Quick-freezing Connectors | 144 |
| Unbinding Ground Hooks | 145 |
| Analyzing Eyes | 146 |
| Anticipating Gateways | 147 |
| Controlling Proposition Rollers | 148 |
| Converting Power Angles | 149 |
| Coordinating Staples | 150 |
| Correcting Benders | 151 |
| Counseling Joist Gaskets | 152 |
| Recording Gutter Pipes | 153 |
| Recruiting Drains | 154 |
| Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes | 155 |
| Reinforcing Washers | 156 |
| Reporting Guard Valves | 157 |
| Naming Freize Sprues | 158 |
| Nominating Rings | 159 |
| Noting Straps | 160 |
| Doubling Nailers | 161 |
| Drafting Circuit Hoses | 162 |
| Dramatizing Flanges | 163 |
| Splitting Framing Compounds | 164 |
| Refitting Stems | 165 |
| Interweaving Patch Unions | 166 |
| Sorting Slot Threads | 167 |
| Securing Mode Cutters | 168 |
| Diverting Catharsis Plates | 169 |
| Procuring Load Thresholds | 170 |
| Transferring Syllogism Twine | 171 |
| Directing Switch Nuts | 172 |
| Referring Time Spools | 173 |
| Diagnosing Knobs | 174 |
| Discovering Locks | 175 |
| Dispensing Hinges | 176 |
| Displaying Hasps | 177 |
| Resending Arc Binders | 178 |
| Retreading Grooves | 179 |
| Retrofitting Aesthetics Portals | 180 |
| Seeking Stocks | 181 |
| Shrinking Wormholes | 182 |
| Assembling Blocks | 183 |
| Assessing Divets | 184 |
| Attaining Lug Boxes | 185 |
| Auditing Nescience Passages | 186 |
| Conserving Strikes | 187 |
| Constructing Braces | 188 |
| Contracting Saw Catches | 189 |
| Serving Instantiation Irons | 190 |
| Recognizing Fluxes | 191 |
| Consolidating Fuse Calipers | 192 |
| Mapping Shims | 193 |
| Reviewing Chop Groovers | 194 |
| Scheduling Lag Drives | 195 |
| Simplifying Hoists | 196 |
| Engineering Levels | 197 |
| Enhancing Tack Hollows | 198 |
| Establishing Finishing Blocks | 199 |
| Estimating Adhesives | 200 |
| Evaluating Mortar | 201 |
| Examining Auto Turnbuckles | 202 |
| Processing Foggers | 203 |
| Servicing Avenues | 204 |
| Transcribing Existence Rivets | 205 |
| Revising Consoles | 206 |
| Separating Absolute Stencils | 207 |
| Budgeting Sheet Grommets | 208 |
| Preparing Kits | 209 |
| Realigning Cartesian Mandrels | 210 |
| Painting Fasteners | 211 |
| Filing Grout Hangers | 212 |
| Finalizing Atma Augers | 213 |
| Formulating Couplings | 214 |
| Identifying Sillcocks | 215 |
| Imagining Materials | 216 |
| Inducing Shutters | 217 |
| Influencing Wheels | 218 |
| Licensing Chocks | 219 |
| Lifting Extrinsic Mallets | 220 |
| Overdrawing Ratchets | 221 |
| Overlaying Ventilators | 222 |
| Overriding Cardinal Soffits | 223 |
| Specifying Element Aggregates | 224 |
| Systemizing Divets | 225 |
| Shaping Pockets | 226 |
| Publicizing Aether Remotes | 227 |
| Governing Archetype Dimmers | 228 |
| Monitoring Assets | 229 |
| Launching Manifestation Systems | 230 |