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Even though sloppy is fine, it might be a bit of a good idea to arrange this particular page because, to be quite frank, as it is right now, it is just absolute garbage. Here's some detail: the pre- and post-retcon differences need to be organized better.

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This is a list of all characters and their deadness attributes as of the most recent update. It should be noted that, in Problem Sleuth and Homestuck, death is generally not the final word. For Problem Sleuth characters, permanent death occurs only after the door to the afterlife has been wedged closed. In Homestuck, no afterlife has been shown to exist for characters who are not Sburb players, so they are presumably doomed to permanent death; however, for players, permanent existence failure is only possible through "double death" if the dream bubble containing their ghost is destroyed.

Jailbreak[]

  • Guard – Used as battering ram for the door.
  • LogorgDrilled through. Later revived as Drillgorg, but crushed by a prisoner.
  • Flood Prisoner – Harpooned by a prisoner. Dies of blood loss.
  • Prisoner – Shot head in suicide after the flood prisoner dies.

Problem Sleuth[]

Once dead but revived[]

  • Lil' Ace Dickslain because he killed himself with grenades inside of Mobster Kingpin's stomach, then later challenged Death to win his life back.
  • Pickle Inspectorslain because he increased the Accretion Rate way too high thus causing an explosion, he challenged Death to win his life back as well.
  • Honeybee Professordied the same way Pickle Inspector did, he did however escape death by flying away from the Afterlife.
  • Mobster Kingpin – was once slain by a finishing blow from Hysterical Dame, he then sneaked his way out the Death Door to revive himself from the dead.
  • Madame Murelslain by both Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad, walked out the Death door when everyone began to leave into the Black Hole.

Homestuck[]

Pre-scratch Earth and Sburb session[]

Post-scratch Earth and Sburb session[]

Post-scratch Alternia and Sgrub session[]

  • AradiabotExplodes when Aradia ascends HS
  • Tavros – Fatally impaledHS by Vriska Serket with his own lance and receives a "DEAD." tag HS. Pre-retcon, he is temporarily revived as a part of Tavrisprite, only to explodeHS. He is also revived in the post-retcon timeline as part of Gcatavrosprite.
  • Gamzee MakaraKilled during the events of Caliborn's Masterpiece, seemingly sliced in halfHS. Half of his corpse is absorbed into Lil Cal, merging souls with Caliborn and Arquiusprite HS.
  • Eridan AmporaKilled by Kanaya via bisection HS and receives a "DEAD." tag HS. Revived as Erisolsprite pre-retcon. Following the events of the retcon, he remains deceased.
  • Feferi – Killed by Eridan's wand HS and receives a "DEAD." tag HS. Revived as half of Fefetasprite, who later self destructs.
  • Trolls' ancestors (except for the Condesce) – Various causes of death, some unknown
  • Trolls' LusiiVarious causes of death prior to the trolls' entry; revived as the trolls' sprites (except for Aradia's), but all die again eventually
  • A2 Black KingKilled by the trolls HS
  • Doc ScratchAggrieved by Andrew Hussie; HS dies by transforming into Lord English HS
  • SnowmanFatally shot by Spades Slick, destroying the A2 universe HS
  • Hearts Boxcars – Initially was thought dead in the new timeline Spades Slick transitioned into, but seen in a later flash, still stuck in the horse calendar Cans clocked him into. It is unclear if this is to be taken as factual or just an easter egg.
  • Clubs DeuceDead in the new timeline Spades Slick transitioned into
  • Diamonds DroogDead in the new timeline Spades Slick transitioned into
  • Bilious SlickDestroyed by Bec Noir's Red Miles attack, along with everyone in (eventually all iterations of) the B universe HS
  • Trolls' denizens - Some, such as Karkat Vantas's, Kanaya Maryam's and Vriska's, are killed by their player during the session; any that survived would be killed when Bec Noir destroyed all the A2 session planets

Pre-scratch Sgrub session[]

All twelve of the pre-scratch trolls were blown upHS by Meenah Peixes in order to continue existing after the scratch. As such, all of them are introduced as already dead.

Other[]

  • Hussiebot – Decapitated by Lord English HS
  • Andrew Hussie – Riddled with bullets by Lord English.HS
  • MSPA ReaderImplied suicideHSHSHS
  • Mierfa and NektanDestroyed along with their planet, and its troll population, by Calliope and Caliborn's father . HS
  • Bogus RoxyKilled in a HORSE ACCIDENT. by John. HS
  • Bogus Dave Alpha Male – Killed by John HS
  • Bogus Nepeta – Killed off by Caliborn, while sashaying into the sexual picture to spoil Alpha Male and KrabKrab's boy fun.HS
  • Bogus TereziKilled off by Caliborn, while attempting to horn in on Alpha Male and KrabKrab's relationship.HS
  • Bogus Vriska – DecapitatedHS by Caliborn, because "she actually thought she was going to be relevant to the story."

Dream selves[]

  • Dream Jake – Killed by Courtyard Droll exploiting his peanut allergy HS
  • All the trolls' dream selves apart from Vriska's, Aradia's, and one of Sollux's – Killed by Bec Noir during his rampage in the trolls' session; Aradia ascended as a result. Vriska's dream self had already ascended and replaced her waking self. Sollux's Prospitian dream self was killed, but his Dersite dream self had already replaced his waking self. Gamzee's dream self had been the subject of speculation, but his dreaming in the Furthest RingHS may confirm that he does not have a separate living dream self.
    • Dream Tavros – Sliced in half, presumably by Bec Noir and while awake HS
    • Dream Nepeta – Stabbed by Bec Noir three times, and died from the ensuing blast of First Guardian power he let loose on Derse HS
      • Dream Nepeta (possibly the Alpha timeline one, possibly not) was later double-killed by Lord English HS
    • Dream KanayaBurned in the green flames of the destroyed Prospit. Her dream self was apparently asleep at the time HS
    • Dream Feferi – While still awake, was sliced in half by Bec Noir HS
  • Dream Calliope – Killed by her session's Jack Noir HS

GAME OVER timeline[]

This is the timeline depicted in Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 - Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4. Many deaths take place in the events of GAME OVERHS. Due to several planetary collisions, it is impossible to be certain exactly who survived.

Kids[]

  • Rose – Stabbed through the chest by the Condesce. Died of her wounds in Roxy's arms shortly after arriving on the Land of Pyramids and Neon (LOPAN). Judged as a heroic death. Was later revived in the post-retcon timeline as Rosesprite.
  • Dave – Stabbed by Bec Noir and the Prospitian Monarch while defending Jade's body. Judged to be a heroic death.
  • Jade – Purposely crushed beneath the remains of her house HS and received a dead. tag HS, suffering a Just death – the amount of influence Aranea had on the clock's outcome is uncertain.
  • Jane – Impaled by Aranea. Judged as a just death.
  • Jake – Killed by Jane and revived, only to later be impaled by Aranea while trying to protect Jane HS and receive a DEAD. tag HS. Judged as a heroic death.

Trolls[]

  • Karkat – Forked in the chest HS and received a DEAD! tag HS, then resurrected by a mind-controlled Jane as a demonstration of her god tier powers HS. Later stabbed by Gamzee and pushed into lava.
  • Kanaya – Vaporized by the Condesce.
  • Gamzee – Sawed in half by Kanaya, however no death tag has been shown. Worth noting he did not show up with the other ghosts from this event in the Remem8erHS Flash.
  • Terezi – Stabbed self under Aranea's control, pulled out the sword, flew to LOPAN, gave John instructions, drew a forensic chalk outline, keeled over, and received a D34D tag HS.
  • Aranea - Temporarily revived by the Ring of Life. Ring removed, neck snapped, and cast into flame by the Condesce. Judged a Just death.

Retconned timeline[]

This is the timeline created by John's retcons, in which Jade spent the three years on the Prospitian battleship alone. The sleeping Jade and Jane that meet with Calliope in A6A6I4 are from this timeline.

  • John – Died in an explosion caused by Typheus, as a result of John's Choice, while visiting LOWAS shortly into the 3 year journey to the alpha session HS
  • DavespriteDied in an explosion caused by Typheus, while visiting LOWAS shortly into the 3 year journey to the alpha session HS
  • Roxy – Stabbed in the heart by Jane, who had been trying to attack Rose. Jane knew that it was judged as a heroic death. HS Roxy could not be resurrected by Jane because Vriska put her to sleep
  • Spades Slick – Decapitated by Dave on LOTAK HS
  • The Condesce - Stabbed by Roxy in the flash of Collide
  • Jack Noir B2 - Decapitated by Dave
  • Dirk - Decapitated by Dave, later resurrected by Jane

Offshoot timelines[]

  • Terezi – Killed by Gamzee in an alternate timeline, killed by Bec Noir in her vision of an alternate future
  • Karkat – Killed by Gamzee in an alternate timeline, killed by Bec Noir in Terezi's vision of an alternate future HS
  • Doomed Aradiabots – All killed by either the A2 Black King or Bec Noir HS
  • StitchKilled by Spades SlickHS
  • SawbuckKilled by Spades SlickHS
  • Spades Slick – Killed by Quarters in Snowman's vision of an alternate futureHS
  • God tier Eridan – Seen in dream bubble with god tier Feferi.
  • God tier Feferi – Seen in dream bubble with god tier Eridan.
  • God tier Karkat – Seen in dream bubble with dream Nepeta. HS
  • Alternate Caliborn – Effectively deceased after Calliope predominated in an alternate timeline HS
  • Alternate CalliopeAscended to god tier, but later allowed Echidna to kill her as it became clear that she had no hope of beating the session. HS Most likely Double Dead following her destruction of the Green sun link.

Double Dead[]

Various ghosts were killed by Lord English's mouth beams

  • John – killed in an alternate timeline by Typheus due to Terezi's interferenceHS
  • Doomed Daves – one killed by the Draconian Dignitary when attempting to retrieve the MEOW code, one killed by Bec Noir due to Terezi's interference
  • Numerous Aradiabots
  • An offshoot god tier Tavros
  • An offshoot god tier Eridan
  • An offshoot god tier Feferi
  • An offshoot god tier Karkat
  • A dream Terezi
  • A dream Sollux
  • A dream Kanaya
  • A dream Nepeta
  • An instance of Equius
  • Various troll ghosts (except instances of Gamzee, Kurloz, Damara, Vriska and Aranea) as part of Vriska's ghost army

Other deadness attributes in Homestuck[]

As the Hussiebot image at the top of this page becomes outdated with new updates, any of these characters may potentially be moved from their current deadness categories at any time.

Presumed dead, but uncertain[]

  • B2 Black Queen – Her fate when replaced by the Condesce is unknown; thus far, she has not been seen, and her whereabouts are currently unknown. However given the Condesce's nature and the lack of reason to keep her around, she was most likely killed
  • Cherub Session's YaldabaothPresumed dead as stated to have been "defeated", probably with death, by Caliborn. In his Masterpiece he claims to have killed Yaldabaoth.
  • Pre-scratch ancestorsAny information about them, including their fates, is currently unknown. Presumed to be dead by the effects of a Sgrub session, as well as the eventual destruction of the troll universe
  • Pre-retcon Wayward Vagabond, Aquiusprite and Erisolsprite – Possibly killed in planetary collisions HS. It's unclear which version of Arquius was the one to merge with Lil Cal
  • Pre-retcon Dirk - Possibly glitched out of existence
  • B2 Jack Noir – Decapitated and sucked through an explosion/portal of his head's own creation, along with most of LOTAK HS
  • Betty Crocker / Her Imperious Condescension (post-retcon) – Impaled by Roxy Lalonde on post-retcon B2 Derse with Bro's sword. Whether the death sticks, however, depends on the exact nature of her conditional mortality curse.
  • Davepetasprite^2 - Carries Lord English into the black hole created by the collapse of the Green sun link in the Meat Epilogue. If alive, may have been trapped in the black hole

Just uncertain[]

  • Post-scratch Dad (pre-retcon) – a cross is scribbled over him in green by Hussiebot due to his (re?)existence after the scratch, was shown to be alive in his solitary confinement suite on Derse shortly before the entire planet was teleported away from Jake's destructive hope field and switched with LOFAF.

Temporarily dead[]

Characters who did die but were replaced by their dream self, ascended to god tier, or simply revived.

  • John EgbertKilled by Bec Noir and ascended. Later was killed again by Bec Noir and revived. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain
  • Rose – Killed by Bec Noir, replaced with dream self. Killed again by the Tumor's explosion, and ascended to the god tiers. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Dave – Killed by Bec Noir redirecting Jade's bullets, replaced with dream self. Killed again by the Tumor's explosion, and ascended. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Jade – Killed by a shaving cream explosion set by the Courtyard Droll HS and received a "dead." tag HS. Ascended to god tier afterwards, combining with Jadesprite. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Dream Jade –Killed saving dream John from the fall of Prospit's moon; revived as Jadesprite, then combined with Jade when she ascended to god tier. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain
  • Aradia – Killed by Vriska through a mind-controlled Sollux, returned as a ghost, revived as Aradiasprite, became Aradiabot, ascended when her dream self was killed by Bec Noir. It is unknown if any of her deaths fulfilled Sollux's prophecy of all the trolls dying (Alive, and Alpha) HS
  • NepetaBludgeoned to death by GamzeeHS, but with no dead tag shown. Exact time of death is unknown, and lack of the tag may mean she was just not dead at that point, but dying slowly. Revived as half of Fefetasprite, but later self-destructed. Post-retcon, she was instead prototyped by Jasprosesprite^2 and shook hands with Davesprite, which prototyped Davepetasprite^2.
  • Kanaya – Killed by Eridan's wand HS and received a "DEAD." tag HS, returned as a Rainbow Drinker. There is some question as to whether Kanaya really diedHS, though her current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Vriska – Bled out on her quest bed after being beaten to near death by Aradia, then ascended; her other deaths have been Retconned by John having knocked her out at a critical moment (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Eridan – Had his upper and lower torso auspicitised between by Kanaya's chainsaw HS, revived as half of Erisolsprite. HS Possibly died in planetary collisions.HS
  • Equius – Asphyxiated by Gamzee HS and received a "DEAD." tag HS, revived as Equiusprite and later half of Arquiusprite.HS
  • Jake – Killed by the destruction of Prospit's moon and ascended. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Dream Jane – Stab-greeted by post-scratch Jack Noir before Jane's entry HS, her body suddenly began glowing, reviving herself by the Lifey Thing. HSHS, revived herself with Maid of Life powers. Real self killed by the Red Miles HS and received a "DEAD." tag from Caliborn HS, replaced with dream self. Killed yet again by the destruction of Prospit's moon and ascended. Current alpha timeline status is uncertain (Alive, and Alpha)
  • Roxy – Killed by the Red Miles HS and received a "DEAD." tag from Caliborn HS, replaced with dream self. Killed again by the destruction of Derse's moon and ascended (Alive)
  • Dirk – Killed himself via decapitation with the sendificator, replaced with dream self. HS
  • Dream Dirk - Killed by the destruction of Derse's moon and ascended. Pelted by Crowbar's bullets in Collide and quickly replaced to another Dirk by fraymotif powers, but his consciouness merged with him. Lastly decapitated by Dave, who took his body to be later revived by Jane. HS (Alive)
  • NannaKilled by John's meteor impact; revived as Nannasprite (Alive)HS
  • Rambunctious CrowAccidentally skewered with Dave's katana; revived as a sprite, to later become Davesprite (Alive, unknown)
  • Jaspers/FrigglishSassacrushed during an appearifying accident; revived as Jaspersprite (Alive, unknown)
  • Becquerel –Overwritten by Jade's dream self in her sprite
  • ItchyBeaten to death by Spades Slick. Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • DozeKilled by one of Clubs Deuce's explosions.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • TraceKilled by one of Clubs Deuce's explosions.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • CloverSupposedly dead in the new timeline Spades Slick transitioned into. Inexplicably appears in Doc Scratch's apartment later, but vanishes by switching places with Quarters. Had he managed to survive he would have died when the universe was destroyed. Has since been brought back by Spades Slick along with the other numbered members of the Felt (barring Snowman).
  • FinBled to death after being shot by Diamonds Droog.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • DieLived up to his name thanks to Spades Slick.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • CrowbarOriginally dead, brought back through time shenanigans, decapitated by Spades Slick. HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • StitchImpaled by Spades Slick.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • SawbuckDecapitated by Spades Slick's Rapier Wit.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • MatchsticksOriginally dead, brought back through time shenanigans, bludgeoned by Spades Slick. Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • EggsHad his head eaten by Hearts Boxcars.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • BiscuitsBlown up by C4 placed in his oven with him.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • QuartersOriginally dead, brought back through time shenanigans, killed by Snowman.HS Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • CansDead in the new timeline Spades Slick transitioned into. Revived by Spades Slick with Die's doll
  • Wayward Vagabond - Possibly killed by Bec Noir in Cascade, but later revived by a doomed god-tier Feferi.
  • Caliborn / Lord EnglishCommitted suicide sometime before A6A6 and ascended, soul ripped out of body and placed inside of Lil' Cal, where he eventually came back as Lord English
  • Nicolas CageKilled in the apocalypse, but went god tier and escaped; Hussie has said that Cage will never die, neither herocially nor justly
  • FedorafreakDied on his Quest Bed. Does not appear in Hussiebot image. The 2014 Calendar confirms that he ascended.
  • CalliopeWent to sleep after her dream self's death, allowing Caliborn to seize permanent control of their shared body. HS Later revived when Roxy gave her the Ring of Life. HS

Retconned[]

Some deaths have been removed from the events of the alpha timeline, but their pre-retcon ghosts still persist.

  • Vriska – Impaled by TereziHS; died a "Just" deathHS and received a "DEAD." tag HS, although the precise circumstances are uncertain; revived as Tavrisprite, but self destructed shortly afterwards. Death was retconned through deliberate intervention by John.
  • Tavros – Revived as Tavrisprite, but self-destructed shortly afterwards
  • Tavrisprite – Tavrispl♉ded (self-destructed), re-killing Tavros and Vriska
  • All of the deaths in GAME OVER

Temporarily "half" dead[]

Marked with half a cross on the Hussiebot image.

  • Sollux – Killed by the Vast Glub, HS revived by Feferi as Dersite dream self. HS Killed due to the strain of his psychic powers. HS Turned out to only be "Half dead" when he was able to leave his dream bubble in the furthest ring,HSHS possibly because he had two dream selves. Note that Sollux has stated he will die twice (and he did). HS After his half-corpse was revived as Erisolsprite, his dead half was pulled into the sprite causing his living half to become fully alive. HS Current alpha timeline status is uncertain, possibly half dead again following the events of the retcon, due to Erisolsprite never coming to exist (either Fully Alive and Fully Blind, or Half Dead and Half Blind, or both) HS

Never died... yet (alpha timeline)[]

  • Lil CalB1 incarnation destroyed when B1 Jack was killed by Dave; B2 incarnation currently with Caliborn and will be sent into the Furthest Ring after becoming a vessel for his soul, where it will later be summoned by Gamzee through chucklevoodoos into Dave's nightmares and depart into B1 and B2 on baby Dirk/Bro's meteor; a third copy appears in Dirk's dream tower on B2 Derse's moon, possibly destroyed with the rest of Derse's moon
  • Lil Hal/Arquiusprite – Missing after the events of Collide. It's unclear which version of Arquius was the one to merge with Lil Cal
  • Post-scratch Dad (post-retcon) - a cross is scribbled over him in green by Hussiebot due to his (re?)existence after the scratch, now living in Earth C
  • Ms. Paintclassy as ever
  • Bec Noir – Disarmed (yes, in both senses) by PM, now living in Earth C
  • B2 Courtyard DrollLast seen partying on LOTAK
  • B2 Draconian Dignitary – Last seen in Dad's Luxury Cell. Unknown if he was affected by the destruction of B2 Derse's moon
  • B2 White QueenNo confirmed death, but possibly killed in the destruction of B2 Prospit
  • Peregrine Mendicant – Goes on to build Can Town with WV, presumably living happily ever after HS
  • SerenityReunited with WV at long last HS
  • CaseyLast seen on LOMAX leading the skeleton army against the Felt HS
  • The Kids' Denizensthe kids' denizens remain on their respective planets. May have been affected by planetary explosions during the events of GAME OVER pre-retcon. Probably fine post-retcon. Yaldabaoth was pulled in a black hole to Caliborn's session and was presumaly killed by him. Typheus likely killed in post-retcon iteration of LOWAS, but was eventually replaced by pre-retcon John's iteration of the denizen.
  • Kids' Genesis Frog tadpole – shot out of the Forge to become a fully formed Genesis Frog.
  • Lil Sebastiansunk into the ocean next to Jake's island, lasted centuries on post-Scratch Earth, and is currently active and in Caliborn's company
  • Squarewave and Sawtoothlast seen during the trickster kids' alchemizing binge on LOTAK. May have been killed pre-retcon in planetary explosions during GAME OVERHS, confirmed to be alive on post-retcon Earth C

Hiveswap[]

  • A. Claire - Passed away by unknown reason before the events of Hiveswap
  • FrohikeEaten by a monster, too good for this rotten dark nightmare of a world.
  • Lynera Skalbi - Gets culled in default trial ending. In Wanshi's ending stays alive.
  • Baizli Soleil - In order to save Joey from killing, Xefros pushes him from the bridge on spikes.

Hiveswap Friendship Simulator (Dubiously Canon)[]

All deaths of named characters in Hiveswap Friendship Simulator are considered non-canonical.

The Homestuck Epilogues (Dubiously Canon)[]

Paradox Space (Dubiously Canon)[]

  • Monkey – In "John's BirthdayPXS icon", John saw a monkey get shanked by another monkey at the zoo.
  • A whole pile of dead animals GCat caught in "A Fun Day for GCatPXS icon", including a mouse, a red bird, a squirrel, an ostrich, a beaver, a duck, a walrus and a wolf.
  • Party goers – In The Thirst of Dornamon Gary.PXS icon 3 people try to party with Jeff, and they die.
  • Red Hella JeffIn The Thirst of Dornamon Gary.PXS icon Jeff became immortal after wishing that his tee shirt representation would age instead of him, he then proceeds to party forever, but he switches with the shirt again after he tears on a nail, causing him to age instantaneously and be torn in half.
  • PoinkoIn Secret Sufferer.PXS icon Was a recipient of one of Vriska's Secret Sufferer presents, which was a doomsday device that immediately detonated and killed the troll.
  • Aradia - Mauled by the Bec Noir bearPXS icon prior to the events of Summerteen Romance.
  • Sweet Jeff (or Hella Bro?) - Bitten in halfPXS icon by the bear version of Bec Noir in Summerteen Romance.
  • Bear Bec Noir - Mauled by NepetaPXS icon in Summerteen Romance.
  • Doomed-timeline Damara Megido - Fell off a cliffPXS icon trying to escape Cronus Ampora.

Psycholonials[]

  • Percy - Shot by the police during a shootout.
  • Joculine - Shot by Z, Revolver Ocelot style.
  • Countless Nantucket police officers
  • Ring 3 members
  • David Hasslehoof - Shot during a coup.
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