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Originally, Hussie had intended to produce the story entirely using Flash. The Homestuck Beta started on April 10, 2009 with 8 pages fully in Flash. However, this turned out to be too difficult and time-consuming, so Hussie re-started the story on April 13, 2009 using .gifs instead. Flash is now typically used for major story events or to deliver a large amount of conversation and/or plot exposition all at once.
- John Egbert is introduced and named. With some help from the reader, he retrieves his arms from his Magic Chest. Then the beta ends. (8 pages total)
Homestuck: Act 1Edit
Act 1 contains 13 flash pages.
- The first Flash outside of Homestuck Beta, and a very simple one. John's game collection includes, among others, Bard Quest, The Caper Havers, Problem Sleuth, And It Don't Stop, and Jailbreak.
- John plays a song on his piano in the first page with Sound in all of MSPA.
- The song in this Flash is Showtime (piano refrain).
- John gazes out into his neighborhood: quiet and windy. This page has all the foreshadowing. All of it.
- Mysterious arm
- John enters his kitchen, where Dad has been baking a bunch of cakes.
- The song in this Flash is Harlequin (partial).
- Sburb installs on John's computer.
- The song in this Flash is Sburban Jungle (partial).
- There is a transcript of the messages in this segment on the Loading Screen page.
- A look at Rose's control interface inside of Sburb.
- Rose zooms out to see the outside of John's house.
- After Rose prototypes John's kernelsprite with the harlequin doll, the Harlequin sprite is born.
- The song in this Flash is Harlequin.
- Rose shows off her mad violin skills and poor time management skills.
- The song in this Flash is Aggrieve (Violin Refrain).
- In MSPA's first epic video Flash (though a rather short one compared to later animations), a giant meteor bears down on John's house right as he bites into his Cruxite Apple. John's entire neighborhood is obliterated.
- A mysterious... something can be seen fading away at the last second on the left side of the screen.
- The song in this Flash is Sburban Countdown.
Homestuck: Act 2Edit
Act 2 contains 22 flash pages.
- John, his house, and everything in it (and a few things around it) are transported into The Medium.
- John's kernelsprite splits, sending prototyping information to Derse and Prospit (unseen) and leaving behind his sprite.
- Homestuck's first walkaround Flash game has the Wayward Vagabond commanding John around his house. Nearly every room can be explored, and the full version of Showtime can be played on the piano. Don't forget about Trickster Mode, which will allow you to visit Problem Sleuth's office from the back yard by heading upwards.
- There is a transcript of the text displayed after clicking on things in this segment on .
- Rose assesses her present situation as rain and meteors pour down around her house.
- Dave gets sicknasty on his turntable. Or, rather, you do, because you're at the controls.
- There is a transcript of text on the display in this segment on mspaforums.com.
- Additional tracks (including Harlequin and the Ghostbusters theme) can be accessed by pressing the four corner buttons. Other tracks were previously available, but have been removed.
- Rose doesn't manage any front door youth roll-outing, as she is intercepted by her Mom and forced into Strife.
- The song in this Flash is Aggrieve.
- John very unsuccessfully Strifes with a Shale Imps which taunts him with the bunny.
- The song in this Flash is Showtime (16 bit).
- John continues in Strife with the Imp with the handle of his broken Sledgehammer. Again, though, the Imp bests him. (Don't forget to try out Trickster Mode!)
- Having learned from his Data Structures for Assholes book about weaponizing his Sylladex, John finally conquers the Shale Imp and reaps the spoils.
- The ending song in this Flash is Fanfare.
- Through The Seven Gates above John's house, Skaia is revealed.
- The song in this Flash is Skies of Skaia.
- Nanna describes the Chess match in an eternal stalemate on the Battlefield.
- Nanna then informs John of the effects his prototyping has imparted on the Battlefield and the citizens of Prospit and Derse.
- Dave ponders trying to fetch the dead bird from a nearby rooftop but decides it isn't happening. He takes a look out at the major heat wave (and meteor storm) bearing down on his city. Also, massive foreshadowing.
- In this small Flash game, one must try to bounce John's Green Slime Ghost Pogo back and forth as fast as possible to rack up points.
- The song in this Flash is Harlequin (rock version).
- John hastily Absconds from battle with some Imps.
- Gazing up at the gates above his house, John falls asleep.
- The song in this Flash is John Sleeps.
- After dreaming of Fruit Gushers, his Dad, and (most significantly) Jade, John wakes up.
- The song in this Flash is Skaian Magicant.
- Dave, with Lil Cal and Ninja Sword in hand, climbs up to the roof of his apartment building to face off against Br- wait, that's Jade! No, it's Wayward Vagabond!
- The song in this Flash is Upward Movement.
- WV wastes more than four hours playing Chess with two sets of cans.
- He plays out a significant portion of Letelier vs Fisher, a game in the 1960 14th Olympiad in Leipzig, which Fisher won by creating a situation where the capture of the Black Queen would cause checkmate for black, foreshadowing the situation of the Snowman.
- The song in this Flash is Vagabounce.
- WV frantically gathers up all of his things as the counter ticks down to zero. He escapes the Skyship Base! ...almost.
- The TaB can WV tosses aside lands on and holds down the button of the Appearifier control panel that sets the coordinates to the center of the base. This may have resulted in the control display changing with the movement of the base in the next Flash file.
- The song in this Flash is Sburban Reversal (partial).
- Wayward Vagabond's Skyship Base takes off from the location of Rose's house, as seen from the sliced-off hand of the Zazzerpan statue lying on the sand. The location is now a crater filled with sand. We learn the coordinates of Rose's house are +44.5,-74.8.
- 413 years in the past, a meteor strikes John's neighborhood. A giant white tree grows in the crater, then sprouts an apple which drops to the ground. Peregrine Mendicant observes the apple as well as WV flying overhead.
- 413 million years in the past, a meteor from a Sburb portal crashes next to a volcano on rocky ground. The crater fills partway with lava which solidifies. The Frog Temple mysteriously grows up from the crater. The ocean fills up around the location, forming an island lagoon with the Frog Temple sticking out of the pool.
- Rose is at Jasper's mausoleum with the forest burning down around her. Her Mom, in the house, enters the combination 4-1-3 on a 9-key keypad with a cat icon on it, opening an underground passage in the mausoleum for Rose to escape through.
- Dad is on Derse, being held prisoner by two imps, one of which has John's trick sword. Dad is wearing John's trick handcuffs which from the tree branch outside John's house. Dad slips free of the trick handcuffs and intimidates the imps by brandishing cake and shaving cream.
- Dave prepares to face his Bro and Lil Cal on the roof.
- WV's base arrives at the Frog Temple ruins on post-apocalyptic earth, surrounded by barren desert. We learn their coordinates are -0.9,+174.7, a location in the pacific ocean on contemporary Earth.
- The flash deals with four cliffhangers, those of of WV, Rose, Dad and Dave, but not the fifth ongoing one, that of John who is currently accosted by Ogres. This could make sense of the , which states: "You attempt the rare and highly dangerous 5X CLIFFHANGER COMBO, and fail."
- The song in this Flash is Explore.
Homestuck: Act 3Edit
Act 3 contains 20 flash pages.
- Jade shows off her... amazing flute skills.
- The "song" in this Flash is Flute Refrain.
- Jade's ridiculous assortment of Fetch Modi.
- Jade plays a nice pleasant bassline. It's pretty chill. A plane drops off a blue package to her island.
- The song in this Flash is Gardener.
- Jade activates her Lunchtop's immersive interface.
- Hovering over the shape in the upper left delivers the message NO, NOTHING INTERACTIVE HERE. SORRY!
- Mysterious arm
- Jade opens up Pesterchum Enamel to try to reach John.
- Jade uses the FreshJamz player to play some remixes from Dave, along with songs she made herself.
- The four members of the Midnight Crew are introduced, along with the Felt.
- The song in this Flash is Dead Shuffle.
- "Act 1031" is a reference to the fact that this Flash was a delayed Halloween update, as Halloween falls on October 31st, rendered as 10/31 in the American date system.
- Round 1 of Dave's Strife with Bro has him fighting against Lil Cal and never successfully landing a blow. Cal pretty much owns him.
- The song in this Flash is Beatdown (Strider Style).
- One of Jade's reminder bands makes her think of John, who's busy getting his ass handed to him by two Crude Ogres.
- The song in this Flash is Harleboss.
- Before he can Abscond, Bro affronts Dave and pretty much beats the pants off him and tosses him down the stairs - even though he was thoroughly forewarned about them.
- The song in this Flash is Beatdown Round 2.
- With a lot of help from both Nanna and Rose, John finally manages to defeat the two Crude Ogres, winning a massive pile of Grist as a reward.
- The song in this flash is Harleboss.
- Rose looks through the life of Jaspers. Well, his life after he's dead. After he washes up on shore near their house, Rose and Mom hold a fancy funeral and entomb him inside a Mausoleum. As seen earlier in Homestuck, Rose disturbs his eternal rest, captchalogues him, and then accidentally transportalizes him outside of the Skaianet Laboratory.
- There's a link at the end to Rose's version of [S] Ride.
- The song in this Flash is Chorale for Jaspers.
- MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET! John's Dad is... he's... a totally normal dad. Never would've guessed.
- The song in this Flash is Revelawesome.
- Who knew there were so many flavors of Fruit Gushers? Clearly there are too many PRICES and VAULES. And the accursed batterwitch has her hands in the whole thing!
- The song in this Flash is Hardlyquin.
- Jade goes to get the blue package, but she's intercepted by her faithful Guardian, Becquerel. Bec shows off his first guardian powers and dodges every shot Jade fires at him. Finally, she turns the battle into a game of fetch and gets the package. Good dog. Best friend. (Bonus points if you spot the Green Sun.)
- The songs in this Flash are An Unbreakable Union and Carefree Victory.
- Jade shows off some fancy five-handed bass skills. The kingdom of Prospit is unveiled for the first time.
- The song in this Flash is The Beginning of Something Really Excellent.
- Dave battles Bro in the FINAL ROUND. Several things get sliced in half: Cal, Dave's cheap piece of shit sword, and the record symbol on his shirt. Bro flies off on his Rocket Board. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
- The song in this Flash is Versus.
- A revisit to dream self flies out of his tower and almost meets with Dream Jade, but both wake up before his dream self awakens. and two he had with Jade. While dreaming, Jade explores Prospit's moon, seeing images from around the Homestuck universe in the Skaian clouds. She witnesses in her dream the meteor crash that brought Bec to Earth in the distant past. John's
- The song in this Flash is Ballad of Awakening.
- Dave starts up the Sburb server copy (with the same messages as the previous Loading Screen). As meteors rain down on Rose's house, Dave helps her prototype with Jaspers and the Eldritch Princess princess doll. She smashes her Cruxite Bottle to enter the Medium.
- Jade explores the Frog Temple, finding Dave's beta copy of Sburb.
- Nannasprite writes her note in the old copy of Colonel Sassacre's.
- John battles his way up to his first gate wielding the Pogo Hammer. The Cosbytop is sadly lost.
- This Flash is the first time Hero Mode was used.
- The song in this Flash is Sburban Jungle (full version).
- Fancy curtains open on the Felt's mansion.
- Snowman interrupts a battle between the Midnight Crew and 3 members of the Felt. Nobody dares to shoot when she's around...
- The song in this Flash is Three in the Morning.
Homestuck: Act 4Edit
- Homestuck's first fully interactive walkaround Flash. The Land of Wind and Shade is introduced by name as John walks around on its surface. Nanna offers some rather cryptic advice, but John's Consorts, the Salamanders, offer up plenty of information on the John's planet, the Underlings he has been battling, and just how much of a fuckin' pain in the ass it is to farm these goddamn mushrooms. (Trickster Mode isn't all that effective here.)
- John is occasionally conversed to by an Exile revealed later in the comic to be, not Wayward Vagabond, but Peregrine Mendicant.
- The song in this Flash is Doctor.
- There is a transcript of the text in this segment on .
- Rose's planet, the Land of Light and Rain, is revealed. Her house sits on one of many rocky/chalky islands in a bright rainbow sea.
- The song in this Flash is .
- The Land of Heat and Clockwork is revealed as Dave battles his way through various Underlings of the Amber, Ruby, Sulfur, and Rust varieties. Calsprite lends him a hand. But that's not normal Dave, it's Alternate Future Dave. From the alternate future.
- The song in this Flash is Atomyk Ebonpyre.
- As alternate future Rose ceases to exist, she merges with normal timeline Rose's dream self. Rose falls asleep on her scarf pile. And Mutie has a yarns.
- The song in this Flash is Bed of Rose's.
- This page was not originally a Flash, it was retconned into being a Flash only a day after the original version of the page was released.
- Derse is introduced. The Black Queen confronts Jack Noir, forcing him to wear ridiculous jester outfits. Jack uses the contents of the Green Package to murder the Queen, stealing her Queen's Ring and gaining its prototyping powers.
- Dream Rose begins to uncover the secrets behind the "MEOW" scribblings on her wall and in her Journal.
- Mom, Dad, and Bro each battle their way through massive minions on their respective kids' planets.
- The song in this Flash is Black.
- This Flash marks the end of the first year of Homestuck.
- A small interactive Flash of Google LOWAS. It simply shows the path from John's house to his second gate via Terezi's instructions.
- Dream Dave plays various tunes to Dream Rose, while Dream Cal jumps around and some crows stand on the equipment. Briefly shows images of Dave, Rose, Cal, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
- The songs Dream Dave can play on his phat dream machine are:
- Welcome to the New Extreme
- Octoroon Rangoon
- Derse Dreamers
- Phantasmagoric Waltz
- The kids' prototypings break the eternal stalemate on the Battlefield and evolve it into a fully three-dimensional world. The Armies of Light and Darkness wage violent battle with massive warships and gargantuan Chess-themed creatures while the Black and White Kings preside over the warfare.
- A Warweary Villein rallies the troops of both sides against the Black King after his farm is destroyed. Before the soldiers can make a move, though, Jack Noir slays the king and destroys his Scepter.
- The White King surrenders his scepter to the Parcel Mistress; Hegemonic Brute tries to steal it, but it is knocked away into a stream.
- The song in this Flash is Skaian Skirmish.
- This is the first Flash to feature contributions from the Art Team.
- John passes out bunnies like they're cheap cigars - first to an intimidated baby Rose alongside her (baby) Mom, then to Jade. Hero Mode is engaged, because after all, who could possbly be more heroic than Nic Cage? CG is not amused. GC is, though.
- Mysterious arm
- The song in this Flash is How Do I Live - Bunny Back In The Box Version. Duh.
- Possibly the second most eventful single page of Homestuck. Dave tries to climb the top of the antenna atop his House to break the Cruxite Egg.
- Rose's Mom and Dad ride Grandpa Harley's battleship towards Skaia.
- Jack Noir rains destruction on the battlefield, Courtyard Droll hands him the White King's Scepter, allowing him to start The Reckoning. He then flies to Prospit, where Dream Jade tries to wake up Dream John. Jack severs the massive chain between Prospit and its moon, sending the moon crashing down to Skaia. Jade tries desperately to save Dream John, who hasn't yet woken up. She pushes him out of the way of the moon at the last moment, and he finally awakens.
- John sends all the paradox clones off to Earth on meteors from The Veil before being awakened by Jade. Some objects in the lab get sent too.
- Draconian Dignitary creates Bec using Rose's "Meow" book and DNA from Halley, while the Authority Regulator watches.
- Further in the future, Bro and Jack Noir duke it out on the Beat Mesa. Bro begins the scratch and absconds without his sword.
- Dave battles his way to his first Gate.
- Rose blows up her first Gate!
- Back on Earth, Jade's Dreambot explodes, leaving her falling from her tower (asleep). Bec watches while a massive meteor bears down on Jade's Island.
- The song in this Flash is Descend, as well as a brief snippet of Bonus Track: Friendship Aneurysm.
- In the cuts showing the silhouette of Bec's head, several images can be seen through him. They generally last a single frame, meaning they can't be seen without freezing the Flash and proceeding frame by frame. Most are snapshots from [S] Descend itself, but there are also images of Bro riding Maplehoof and a meteor in the shape of Mutie's head.
- This page marks the 413th day of Homestuck.
Homestuck: Act 5Edit
Homestuck: Act 5 Act 1Edit
- Another large scale Flash with several events taking place during Hivebent.
- Vriska Serket takes control of Tavros Nitram's mind after the Magic Cue Ball blew up in her face. She has him commune with Terezi's Lusus in a Double Psychic Reacharound. This results in Terezi losing her eyesight when she looks into the Alternian Sun.
- Karkat Vantas and Jack Noir are seen on LOPAH fighting Underlings.
- Karkat is also seen on LOTAF with Terezi Pyrope battling an Ogre.
- Gamzee Makara encounters a Basilisk on LOTAM.
- Feferi Peixes prepares to do battle with a couple of Imps on LOBAF but Sollux Captor makes short work of them with his psychic powers.
- Equius Zahhak and Nepeta Leijon tear through various Underlings on LOLCAT.
- Tavros becomes the rider.
- Kanaya Maryam faces a Giclops on LORAF.
- Eridan Ampora and Sollux duel on LOBAF.
- Vriska and Tavros adventure on LOMAT, killing Underlings before she is attacked by Aradiabot and is savagely beaten to a bloody pulp.
- Vriska then awakens on Prospit and is slapped by Terezi.
- The song in this Flash is Crystamanthequins.
- Trivia: Vriska's nails at the very beginning of the flash (seen in the upper right corner above the 8 ball) are colored yellow, but at the end of the flash (when she's on Prospit) her nails are colored blue.
- Terezi's nails are also painted yellow (knocked out on Prospit).
Homestuck: Act 5 Act 2Edit
- The act opens with blue curtains opening to red curtains (representing the change of focus from trolls to humans), opening to a glance of Earth.
- The earth is zoomed in to Northwest America to the neighborhood where John Egbert has grown up, being pelted by two huge meteors.
- Inside one of the craters is the dead Nanna, with the baby John Egbert and a copy of Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery sitting on top of her.
- The scene zooms out to a computer. Karkat is watching this scene unfold with a look of awe that then changes into a look of absolute rage.
- Time passes. Baby John Egbert is seen on the Green Slime Ghost Pogo that he rides and falls off of, injuring his knee. Dad comes to his aid.
- Multiple quick scenes present John growing up and spending time with his father: John helping Dad make baked goods, playing the piano, being pied in the face, and meeting Jade online and training to be a prankster.
- Scenes forward to the earlier parts of Homestuck, where he fights the imps an ogres, becomes praised by the Salamander people, and being carted away on a board.
- Karkat's pupils change into spades, depicting his kismesissitude for John.
- The song in this Flash is Homestuck.
- Vriska views a YouTube clip John sends her of the final scene of Con Air. While viewing it, she develops feelings of matespritship for Nicolas Cage.
- See Alterniabound.
- The Prospit loading screen is used.
- Jade falls asleep after the destruction of Prospit (and before the creation of ), and begins to dream. Her dream at first places her happily on her bed with her Lunchtop, Squiddles, and a background consisting only of a rainbow guitar fretboard. Happy Squiddles music is playing in the background.
- The fretboard fades away as the music becomes distorted with the sounds of The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors chanting "Tangle Buddies".
- The scene fades into a small blue bubble. The music also fades to silence.
- Dave's dream self is watching events, and slowly takes off his shades, revealing his red eyes. They widen at the sight of something not seen by the viewer.
- The blue gem reappears with a small Squiddle in front of it, but turns red. It expands into a Squiddles title card, flickering somewhat with static, as a second Squiddles song begins to play, this one shrill and somewhat distorted compared to the first.
- The scene returns with a television-like flash to Jade on her bed, with the rainbow fretboard background back but now bifurcated and covered in little silver sparkles, as she jumps off her bed onto the back of a pink narwhal with a rainbow horn.
- Feferi appears on the back of an aquatic hoofbeast with a red diamond on its side and a red ribbon in its hair. Several cuttlefish are following her.
- Feferi, the cuttlefish, Jade, and the Squiddles float around smiling as the background and music become increasingly distorted, flashing to various other iterations of the rainbow, other Squiddles title cards, and static.
- Flickering in shades of rainbow, Jade and Feferi stare at each other, the former becoming somewhat surprised and distressed, the latter remaining insouciant.
- Jade and Feferi's mounts tilt at angles as the background and music completely go to hell.
- A draconian face flashes as a burst of static cuts the footage off.
- Horrorterrors come out of some kind of portal at the screen's center to increasingly frenzied static pulses. At first merely in shade of gray, sections of the pulses also become red and white.
- Distorted Squiddles music plays slowly and softly as we pan over a sea of monsters to Jade's bed.
- The background of monsters flashes away as Jade wakes up distressed in her bed.
- The song in this Flash is Let the Squiddles Sleep.
- Jade's loading screen is used, but it fades into the silhouette of Bec's face.
- A Meteor heads towards Jade's island. Jade's Cruxite artifact appears: A Becquerel piñata hanging from a tree and a blindfold for Jade.
- John, working as Jade's server player, selects a doll for the first prototyping. However, Vriska manipulates him into falling asleep at this moment.
- Instead Becquerel transports all other material out of the room and prototypes himself. This is accompanied by the flashing that Bec typically induces. He flies up and destroys the meteor in a massive explosion that also creates a tidal wave, causing destruction at least as far away as the city where Dave lives.
- Jade tries to hit the piñata with the butt of her rifle, but it creates a green explosion and pushes her out of her tower.
- Davesprite and Dave's Bro are fighting Jack Noir as a fire rages on in the background.
- Still blindfolded but now in Hero Mode, Jade tries to shoot the piñata as she falls.
- Bec redirects the bullet into the piñata for her, transporting her house into the medium. Bec's explosion has spared at least the rest of her island, which remains on Earth.
- Jack transforms into Bec Noir. The flames around the battlefield turn green. Bro and Davesprite look on.
- There is a burst of pixellated green static that turns to red. This is accompanied by the change of the music's tone to 8-bit. The trolls are gathered around on a platform as Karkat reaches forward to claim the ultimate reward, but then Bec Noir appears. Aradia transports the trolls into the veil, as the army of Aradiabots stay behind to fight Noir.
- There is another burst of red static. Karkat is shown briefly asleep on the floor of the lab in the veil in his normal clothing, but then wakes up on Prospit. Bec Noir appears before him, flashing into Spades Slick to represent Karkat's mental connection between the two individuals, and extends his hand. He destroys Prospit with a massive burst of green light.
- The screen zooms in on Bec Noir's triumphant but stoic face, flashing as he is wont to do. One flash shows white dots on a black background, which suddenly expands to become the entire background.
- This is Jade's land, as is later learned the Land of Frost and Frogs. The sky fades from black to light gray as Jade appears, falling as she was before, now with a soft smile on her face. As she falls, everything fades even further from shades of gray into white.
- The song in this Flash is Umbral Ultimatum.
- The Land of Frost and Frogs is introduced. Frogs are shown frozen in ice. Jade is seen sleeping on a floating bed with a Green Sun blanket.
- The song in this Flash is Frost
- Jade encounters a Becquerel-prototyped imp. She fights it, and the two teleport around the Medium due to first guardian teleporting powers. She is seen by three time-displaced Daves, one of which is woken up when she fires her gun. Eventually they end up back where they started, but now Becsprite is there. Flashing red letters warn the player that "IT KEEPS HAPPENING".
- The song in this Flash is Sunslammer.
- See John: Enter village.
- John bleeds from his chest wound on his Quest Bed, while the Wayward Vagabond watches from his monitor. The fireflies on LOWAS fly down and land on John as his Quest Bed activates.
- On Skaia, Dream John takes on John's wound while lights flash around his skaian Quest Bed. The Warweary Villein watches.
- Jade, Dave, and Rose all watch Skaia as John rises up.
- John, now in his god tier outfit, sees his dead body in a Skaia cloud.
- The Wayward Vagabond's monitor deactivates as Bec Noir looks in its direction.
- The song in this Flash is Savior of the Waking World.
- This Flash marks the 612th day of Homestuck.
- The loading screen is silent with a silhouette of Bec Noir's face.
- The Mysterious Countdown is shown from 4:13:59 to 4:13:50. Feferi's dream self is shown on Derse, surrounded by Horrorterrors. Jack Noir flies in and slices her in half.
- He flies over to Nepeta's dream self and stabs her as well. He then destroys all of Derse with Bec's powers as Nepeta's dying dream self looks on in horror.
- In Derse's core, Aradia's dream self is shown sleeping on her Quest Bed. As she ascends to god tier, her soulbot self-destructs. Jack Noir, seeing this, swoops in towards Aradia, but with her newly fully realized powers she stops him in time.
- The mysterious countdown is shown on Aradia's symbol of time, stopping at 4:13. It then advances to 3:14:01 on Vriska's symbol of light.
- As the time advances one second more to 3:14:00, we zoom out to see Vriska, flying to find Tavros.
- Vriska indicates through gesture that Tavros is going down. Tavros does likewise. With a manic grin on her face Vriska picks up Tavros's legs off the floor. Tavros then charges towards her, lance in hand. When he reaches her, she slaps him, steals his lance, stabs him through with it, and throws him off the edge.
- Mysterious arm
- The song in this Flash is MeGaLoVania.
- Eridan, Vriska, and Gamzee are all standing in a circle, ready for battle. Pictures of their ancestors are shown. Kanaya, her wound covered by Eridan's cape, walks towards the three.
- The song in this Flash is Trollian Standoff.
- Shows Rose looking into the white ball purely through close-ups of the ball and Rose's eye. Images include a sun, a triangle, some grimdark text and a squiddle.
- Rose ascends from the Beat Mesa.
- Zooms in from a picture of the Battlefield to a shot of John floating near The Tumor.
- Shows John rising up away from the Battlefield.
- A very silly Flash where John sings about the glory of Zillyhoo. It is also shown that Gamzee has a copy of the Warhammer, and Karkat weeps before its glory. Done entirely in a scribbly art style.
- The song in this Flash is Warhammer of Zillyhoo, of course.
- See Seer: Descend.
- John looks at the dead bodies of Dad and Mom. Rose, John, and Jack Noir look at each other. John raises his hammer and Rose her thorns as the music builds...
- And John is stabbed.
- He falls to the ground.
- Rose becomes enraged, and blows up the castle.
- The song in this Flash is At the Price of Oblivion.
- Terezi exits a room in the meteor. This is the end of Disc One of Homestuck, but Disc Two is missing!
- This Flash marks the end of the second year of Homestuck.
- The player tries to control Terezi, but since there is no disc, they can't. Terezi walks down the hallway and finds a note stuck in the floor with Nepeta's claws.
- The transcript of the messages in this sequence is as follows:
- "You cannot control Terezi! How can you possibly expect to play this game when you have lost the game disc? All you can do is watch what she decides to do."
- "You find a note stuck to the floor with Nepeta's claw. It appears to be addressed to you, written on a page torn from the journal of Vriska's ancestor. Her taunts are becoming increasingly flagrant. It also appears to be written in purple blood. She wouldn't dare harm sweet, precious Gamzee, would she? The thought is almost more than you can bear. You are going to throw the book at her."
- Terezi attempts to read the note, but falls through a trap door into the secret room.
- In the room, Gamzee flash-steps around as Terezi lies in a pile of mutilated Scalemates.
- The song in this Flash is Secret ROM.
- Terezi plays some records she found in the secret room, including Eddie Morton's "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew".
- Terezi puts Homestuck Disc 2 on the record player, not realizing that it is a compact disc and not a record. It therefore gets scratched.
- The scratched disc two is put in. The next page loads directly from this page, instead of being given a link.
- Terezi reads Vriska's (actually Gamzee's) note. She picks up the scalemates, Lil Cal, and Pyralspite. She does an 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 while doing so. She then breaks down the secret room's door and begins ascending.
- Flashback to the ancestors. Redglare attacks Mindfang's fleet. Pyralspite blinds Mindfang with his red eyes, and Mindfang's fleet is completely destroyed. Mindfang glares at Redglare, having lost her arm.
- Terezi finishes ascending. Vriska is seen talking to John through Roses account, and looks at Terezi in her Redglare cosplay suit out of the corner of her eye.
- Throughout the Flash, the images have defects caused by the disc's scratch.
- The song in this Flash is Terezi Owns.
- Parts of this Flash are callbacks to a previous Flash, "[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.", with Terezi recapitulating Dave's role.
- During the scene where Pyralspite destroys Mindfang's fleet, a lone troll drifts by in a tiny boat. While unidentified in the story, this troll bears an uncanny resemblance to Guybrush Threepwood of the Secret of Monkey Island games.
- Interestingly, this flash does not have a volume control button in the upper left-hand corner like the others.
- This Flash is very glitchy due to the second disc being scratched. Parts of other Flashes and pages momentarily appear (even ones that had not been posted yet), and some of Vriska and Terezi's dialogue is cut off. Sometimes the loading percent at the beginning will be hidden by the glitches.
- It is first presented as a walkaround, but when the user tries to interact, there is an objection and the flash plays by itself. This is because you cannot control Terezi.
- Terezi walks through the meteor to find Vriska. On the way, she passes tubes containing the decapitated bodies (de-upper-torso'd in Eridan's case) of Eridan, Nepeta, Feferi, Equius and Tavros. Some of the trolls' corresponding "DEAD" screens are shown amongst the glitches as she walks past.
- Terezi confronts Vriska, accusing her of murdering their friends. Vriska truthfully denies having committed multiple murders, but admits to killing Tavros. Terezi does a x3 facepalm combo with help from Lil Cal.
- The glitches are noticeably exacerbated at the mention of information regarding Gamzee, censoring most of it out.
- Terezi tells Vriska that she cannot go to fight Jack, because he will follow her pixie trail and find them on the meteor. She then offers a deal: she flips her coin. Heads, Vriska stays. Scratch, she goes. Vriska asks if she really wants to challenge the Thief of Light to a game of chance, since she has AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL the luck. But she agrees. Terezi flips the coin, but the result is not revealed because of glitches.
- The song in this Flash is BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!
- There is a transcript of the dialogue in the Flash on .
- We are informed that the disc is too damaged to continue playing Homestuck.
- The scratched disc stops spinning.
- Doc Scratch's clock ticks between Heroic and Just with John's Breath symbol displayed.
- Doc Scratch's clock ticks between Heroic and Just with Vriska's Light symbol displayed. It seems to be about to land on Just, but then Spades Slick hits it with the crowbar.
- View of the scattered pictures from Doc Scratch's album. Clicking on one of the five pictures leads to scenes involving:
- Dave and Rose;
- John and Vriska;
- Davesprite and Jadesprite;
- Courtyard Droll and Exiles; and
- Nepeta and Jaspersprite.
- Same as previous with different pictures. The scenes involve:
- Dave and Rose (cont.);
- John and Vriska (cont.);
- Davesprite and Jadesprite (cont.);
- Courtyard Droll and Exiles (cont.); and
- Same as previous with different pictures. The scenes involve:
- Dave and Rose (cont.);
- Davesprite and Jadesprite (cont.);
- John and Vriska (cont.);
- Courtyard Droll and Exiles (cont.);
- Nannasprite (cont.); and
- Jade and Karkat.
- Right-clicking and selecting "Play" can cause to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panels were not yet complete.
- Dave takes off from Derse in pursuit of Derse's moon and Rose.
- Beta John shows Vriska the organ he found in the Denizen's lair.
- This Flash uses a small sound clip that may be taken from the Secret of Mana soundtrack.
- Another selection of five pictures. The scenes involve:
- Jade and Karkat (cont.);
- Gamzee and Tavros;
- Courtyard Droll and Exiles (cont.);
- Doc Scratch; and
- Aradia and Sollux.
- Right-clicking and selecting "Play" can cause to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panels were not yet complete.
- Another selection screen. Only one picture can be selected, and each is one of Terezi's COOLK1D pictures. It links to a continuation of the scene involving Jade and Karkat.
- Right-clicking and selecting "Play" can cause to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panel was not yet complete.
- A noninteractive page that simply shows Bilious Slick in all his glowing (and sadly cancerous) glory.
- A final selection screen. There's a picture which, when clicked on, is enlarged to show a COOLK1D picture modified to show Terezi SWOOOOONing over Dave, and links to scenes involving:
- Jade and Karkat (cont.);
- Gamzee; and Dave and
- Doc Scratch (cont.).
- When the COOLK1D picture is selected, right-clicking and selecting play again can cause an to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panels were not yet complete.
- Shows Doc Scratch's head as Alternia, with two sets of signs and two moons rotating around it with a fixed star background.
- Shows a disk loading up. The next page loads directly from this page (showing a prompt after approximately twelve seconds, and redirecting after thirty), instead of being given a link.
- Karkat's symbol is shown with purple blood painted over the circles to make it resemble Gamzee's emoticon.
- Gamzee confronts the other trolls, wielding the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
- Karkat, Gamzee, Kanaya, Terezi and Sollux are shown with their respective ancestors as backdrops, reflecting on the 3x Showdown Combo.
- Kanaya attempts to auspistice for Gamzee and Karkat, but is papped out of the way.
- Terezi shows kismesis feelings for Gamzee, but she is shooshed out of the way.
- Sollux mistakes Lil Cal for Gamzee and seems to have both red and black feelings for him simultaneously.
- The scene circles around all of the trolls before Gamzee and Karkat converge for what is apparently an epic clash.
- The music that plays for this scene is The Carnival.
- Andrew Hussie begins to write Recap 4, but almost immediately gives up.
- There is a half-eaten ==> symbol at the top of the sheet of paper.
- If the "NO FUCK THIS" written on the paper is clicked, then a gif of Andrew Hussie dancing whilst spinning in a circular motion will replace the cursor.
- If the Flash is right-clicked and "Play" is selected, a series of images are shown with each "Play". First, if it's not already in place, is the spinning Hussie cursor. Second, Hussie pops up right in front of the "camera". Third, Troll Hussie moves across from right to left. Fourth is the dreaded wolf head.
- We see several crumpled pieces of paper, amongst which is a picture of Bec Noir, Jade, and the Genesis Frog tadpole on the top of Jade's now immensely tall house.
- The picture, when clicked on, redirects to Jailbreak. the end of Act 5. Before EOA5 was released, it redirected to the very first comic:
- If the picture is right-clicked and then "Play" is selected, the aforementioned gif of Andrew dancing will play.
- See Cascade.
- The longest Flash animation in Homestuck so far.
Homestuck: Intermission 2Edit
- We begin with a view of curtains opening, which reveals a remote transmitter with cueballs flashing on it. Cut to a view of the Unhackable Code, which begins to initiate.
- Scratch's apartment, suspended in time in the middle of the Green Sun, is now visible. The cueball clock in Scratch's apartment stops ticking, and immediately afterwards Scratch begins to transform into Lrd English.
- As English is forming, the Cairo Overcoat is removed from its place on the Fourth wall, and it appears on his back.
- The Wolf Head is visible at a point in the Flash, zooming in dramatically at points in the song.
- Lord English's overcoat transforms into a sarcophagus, encasing him inside. He releases the Vast Honk.
- Alternia becomes orbited by pool balls of multiple colors.
- The song in this Flash is English.
- This Flash was intended to be released on Halloween (and the log says it was released on Halloween), but it was actually released two days later.
- Clicking the back arrow at the end makes the text "START OVER" appear, and clicking it again actually replays the Flash.
Homestuck: Act 6Edit
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 1Edit
- We begin with a view of the green Sburb cursor flipping around and turning red.
- The red curtains turn green and open up to the post-scratch universe.
- Upon zooming into post-scratch Earth, it zooms in on Washington and the same area John lived in pre-scratch.
- We see a brief second of someone playing piano.
- The scene continues to zoom in on the house, showing that the season is fall.
- A dirty old fedora is seen next to a Captchalogue card and a Problem Sleuth poster is seen along with a figure holding a copy of Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery.
- A twin pair of pistols lays idle with two bullets beside it along with a mechanical bunny, a green box and a note written to someone.
- The scene shifts to the astronomy tower with the sun overlooking it, reflecting Rose's home.
- Two mutant cats resembling Meowgon are seen encased in some manner of holding gel.
- A fourth wall is seen.
- A billboard for the greatest thing ever is seen, which is the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Moive starring Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller.
- Lil Cal is seen in his Derse pajamas holding Bro's katana.
- The Forge is seen overlooking the Frog Temple.
- The scene zooms back out into the Universe before a transition shifts it to a lovely young lady standing next to the mailbox, looking off into the distant sky.
- It is shown that she is being watched on a computer screen with the Ophiuchus symbol on top of it. Some words are shown in the Alternian language, which read "click ==> to continue".
- The song played in this Flash is Homestuck Anthem.
- Jake reaches for a gun, and then an image appears to give a choice of pages to view next. There are pictures of and , and silhouettes of Roxy and Dirk which cannot be selected. In the background is a map showing where each character lives. There is no HTML link at the bottom of the page.
- Jane reaching for the door, and then the same selection prompt as before appears. This page does have a HTML link at the bottom.
- Jake moves his foot towards the ground, and then the same selection prompt as before appears. This page also has a HTML link at the bottom.
- Jake stares down the Seagoat Lusus.
- There is ominous bleating.
- The Brobot is seen approaching, reflected in the Lusus's eye.
- Jane attempts to retrieve the Sburb Alpha from the mailbox.
- Just before she can lay her hands on it, the mailbox explodes.
- The view zooms out, showing Dad looking on in horror.
Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 1Edit
- Karkat looks at the letter he just received via bucket, while multiple grey buckets dance in the background.
- All he sees is, "TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS" in John's writing.
- Pretty much the entire remainder of the Flash takes place in Karkat's horrified imagination:
- Kanaya looks over to Rose, smiling.
- Rose's eyebrows go crazy as she returns the smile.
- Terezi looks up with a grin on her face; Dave is reflected in her glasses.
- Dave smiles for the time in the whole comic; Terezi is reflected in his glasses.
- Karkat spins on a record, now PantsKat. THIS IS STUPID.
- This Flash mirrors [S] John: Mental Breakdown; the music, Frustracean, mimics Hardlyquin.
- If you click Nic Cage's head at the top right hand corner when the Flash ends, [S] Cage: Reveal plan. plays.
- The laboratory meteor, pushed by Sollux and Aradia, flies away from the Green Sun.
- PM is seen flying off from the trolls' Incipisphere towards the Green Sun before the green curtain closes on Act 6 Intermission 1.
- The storm-immersed A6I1 screen is viewed from a cloud in the unprototyped Skaia of the post-scratch session. The view pans rapidly through Skaia showing the following events from the future:
- A cloud vision of Betty Crocker branded Imperial Drones.
- A cloud vision of Dirk Strider with sword at the ready.
- A cloud vision of Roxy Lalonde throwing a frozen Mutie through her Fenestrated wall.
- A cloud vision of Mutie breaking through the other side.
- The White and Black King in their stalemate on the unprototyped battlefield.
- A cloud vision of Jake English outside the base of the ruined tower, which is surrounded by fire.
- A cloud vision of the dragon Lusus flying in circles around Jake's erupting volcano.
- An awakened Dream Jane stares out of the window of her Prospit moon bedroom, watching these cloud visions pass by as Prospit moves into one of its solar eclipses. We see that Prospit has no towers to receive prototyped kernelsprites, the first indication that this is a .
- This in itself is shown to be yet another cloud vision in front of a Prospit moon tower.
- The song played in this Flash is Infinity Mechanism.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 2Edit
- The image zooms in on Dirk before a character selection screen appears. There are pictures of each child, but only and can be selected. The background is plain, but moving the cursor onto one of the characters changes it to a larger picture of the character. There is no HTML link at the bottom of the page.
- Roxy and passes out on her pile of wizard plushies.
- During the Internet Blackout protesting the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), the page then redirects to one regarding the strike and gives a form to write to your local Congress representative. It reverted to a normal HTML link once the following page was completed.
- Zoom in to show Roxy get up and float out of her tower, still asleep. Frigglish sits still during this.
- Dirk (spattered with blood) removes his glasses as Roxy draws near, and she falls into a dream bubble.
- Roxy travels above a planet composed of multiple planets without waking.
- Equius, two Aradiabots and Dave see her on LOCAS.
- Rose sees her by her house on the Battlefield.
- She passes Terezi's tree as Terezi walks by far below.
- Karkat and Nepeta (both dead) watch her on LOLCAT.
- Roxy (still asleep) approaches Rose on LOLCAT and LOLAR, but both wake up before their dream selves can meet.
- The song used in the Flash is Even in Death.
This Flash page was changed shortly after it was uploaded. In the original version:
- Karkat and Nepeta's eyes had pupils
- Dirk's eyes were less orange
- Roxy does a triple somersault into a fenestrated window in her observatory.
- As she falls towards the window at the other end, she passes her own dream self, which is ascending.
- This leads into a character selection screen as before. and can be selected, and there is a HTML link at the bottom.
- Dirk and Squarewave have a rap-off. Dirk throws a bottle of orange soda at Squarewave.
- There is a transcript on .
- The song in this Flash is Anbroids.
- Dirk's wardrobifier vanishes to reveal an open doorway, which he walks towards.
- This leads into a character selection screen as before. and can be selected.
This Flash cuts frequently between Dream Dirk on Derse's moon, and Jake and the Brobot on the island. Events are presented here with the two separated to avoid protracted coverage of the details.
- On the island:
- Jake confronts the Brobot, and initiates strife. The usual taunts cause him some consternation, as the Brobot grows extra arms for the thumbs down.
- The Brobot slices Jake's first salvo of bullets in half, and the second salvo only succeeds in killing a few fairy bulls, before the Brobot catches Jake's bullets and throws them back at him. The Brobot then proceeds to start beating the crap out of Jake in earnest, with many moves echoing Dave's strifes with Bro and Lil Cal.
- The Brobot continues to humiliate Jake, as a dragon lusus, previously seen only in the distance at the start of the strife, looms relatively close in the background.
- The Brobot knocks Jake's glasses and eyes off his face, causing Jake to have to pick them back up. No sooner does Jake retrieve them than the Brobot grabs him before he has a chance to react, and carries him high into the air, before slamming him down into the ground.
- Jake attempts to retaliate against the Brobot by latching onto it and ineffectually hitting it on the head. He then holds on as it tries to throw him off. Eventually, he manages to grab the Brobot's shades, and stomps on them. The Brobot simply puts on another pair, before laying the smackdown on Jake with one punch.
- On Derse:
- Dirk's dream self leaves his room and takes his glasses off briefly, as first seen first in [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk. He then retrieves the Hegemonic Brute's head and flies around Derse's moon with it to show the residents. He accumulates a large crowd of Dersites following him.
- The Dersite monarch observes this, and via the Fenestrated Walls, directs the Draconian Dignitary to deal with the situation. She is seen to be wearing a ring with no orbs.
- Dream Dirk picks up a spike with a banner on it, which he cuts off. Meanwhile, the Draconian Dignitary walks through the streets of the moon, following Dream Dirk's trail. Dream Dirk is seen to have stuck the Hegemonic Brute's head on the spike on top of a monument, and departed the scene before the Draconian Dignitary's arrival. Also stuck on the spike is the cover page of the Enquiring Carapacian bearing the news of Dream Jane's death.
- The Draconian Dignitary approaches the monument, and takes the scrap of newspaper. Written on it, he finds a message from Dirk: "The Prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked."
- The song in this Flash is Time on My Side.
Jaspers' return to pre-scratch Earth.Page 4617 Recaps the events following
- Rose finds Jaspers' corpse on the river bank.
- Rose's mother holds a funeral for Jaspers.
- Much later, Rose knocks Jaspers' coffin onto the floor to use her computer.
- Rose leaves the mausoleum via a secret passage to the lab next door.
- Rose tries to use the cloning machine in the lab, and finds a mutant kitten.
- Rose flees the lab with the kitten.
- Rose prototypes her kernel with Jaspers' corpse.
- Rose jumps down a waterfall to retrieve her entry item, and is rescued by Jaspersprite's tentacles.
- On the Land of Light and Rain, Jaspersprite discovers that there are no fish.
- Later on, Rose summons Jaspersprite with a pendant.
- Rose gives Jaspersprite her laptop and he contacts Nepeta.
- Jaspersprite appears on the ship on the Yellow Yard with Jade, John, etc..
- There's a link at the end to Roxy's version of [S] Ride.
- The song in this Flash is a version of Chorale for Jaspers.
Page 4665 This scene cuts between Jane, Jake, Dirk and Roxy at various points. This isn't preserved in the following description, as it describes the scenes organised by characters.
- The Flash starts by zooming in to Jane's house.
- Jane's server player drops a safe on the cruxtruder, confusing Jane's Dad.
- This creates the kernel, starts a countdown at 1:11 and breaks open the safe to reveal cans of Barbasol.
- The kernel appears to speak to Jane's Dad, but in patterns rather than words. He does not react.
- Jane creates her entry item with her totem lathe and climbs the stairs, with the kernel following.
- The server player moves Poppop Crocker towards the kernel.
- GCat appears, surprising Jane's Dad, and transports Poppop into space in a green flash. A Crocker spaceship later flies near to him.
- Jane's totem produces a tree. She is confused by this.
- When the timer nears 0:00, Jane's house starts to glow blue.
- Jane and her kernel sprite are transported to a black place with blue spots, and she is surrounded by a strange blue halo, while observing the sudden appearance of a Crocker battleship.
- Jane's house eventually vanishes, leaving a hole in the ground.
- The spaceship flies over Jane's neighbourhood. And a the scene proceeds to show her neighbourhood in a few years.
- After the first part of Jane's sequence, it switches to Jake.
- Jake stands on his island, near to the frog temple. A whale lusus floats overhead.
- He is later seen using an elevator in the frog temple.
- It next switches to Dirk.
- Dirk climbs his stairs, holding Cal.
- Dirk emerges onto a platform out at sea, similar to Dave's house after he enters the medium.
- Dirk stands with his sword ready as a number of Crocker drones fly towards him.
- Dirk's first sequence fades out to show one involving Roxy.
- A picture of SN_HUBGRID 44.519872,-74.820017 (the location of her house) is shown.
- Roxy uses a control to produce rungs leading up the side of the half-cylinder room she is in and open the door at the top.
- She then climbs to the top, and watches as Crocker drones fly towards her.
- There are also a few images showing locations much like those familiar to the pre-scratch kids, as well as similar ones from the future flooded world. The first of these is introduced with "Years in the future, but not many".
- Most of Jane's neighbourhood, including the place where her house stood, is underwater.
- A large number of red somewhat tree-like structures stand nearby, partly submerged.
- Jake's island is largely submerged, with only the (now dormant) volcano and the frog temple visible.
- There is a red structure in the position of each tower. White structures (presumably tentacles) are looped around one of the red structures and also the frog temple's neck.
- Dirk's neighbourhood is also underwater. But shown in its original state shortly before.
- Roxy's house is not submerged, but it is in the middle of a densely packed group of black and white buildings, grouped in a checkerboard pattern peaking out of the sea.
- When Dirk and Roxy emerge from their buildings, it becomes clear that they are in the altered locations of the future and had been there all along.
- A sequence of Crocker-related images are shown at the end of the Flash.
- These include her spoon logo, a number of products (such as Fruit Gushers, Hamburger Helper, Bacos, Fruit Roll-Ups, Brownie Mix, Old El Paso taco kit, Bisquick) a pack of fruit gushers, a "Visit Mars" advert, adverts for Hamburger Helper and Bacos and a picture of Guy Fieri.
- Pictures of the new queen of Derse are also shown, one of her mouth and another of her torso.
- Some subliminal messages are also shown ("CEASE REPRODUCTION", "OBEY", "STAY ASLEEP", "SUBMIT TO CULLING", "CONSUME", "COMPLY WITH DRONES").
- Meenah is shown briefly.
- The sequence ends with a picture of the Betty Crocker fork logo.
- This Flash contains the songs Another Jungle and A Taste for Adventure.
Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 2Edit
- Vriska walks across a plain of horses.
- One horse approaches, and distresses her.
- She sees the author avatar collapsed between two large Iguana statues; this reveals that she is likely walking across the desert of LOSAZ .
- He holds up a ring and asks her, "Will you marry me?".
- Vriska reacts with shock. Can't think why; she should be flattered.
- This page is unusual for a couple of technical reasons. Firstly and most obviously, neither the HTML page nor the Flash file has a normal Homestuck-style URL (the page above is a redirect to a page named Death of the Author); unlike, say, [S] Ride. (URL of the form "?s=6&p=pony"), this URL is not within the Homestuck section of MSPA. Secondly, there is also no text on the HTML page – the title shown here only appears on links to it. A third curiosity is that the volume control doesn't appear in the preloader, instead appearing only once the Flash begins in earnest, but the page is not unique in this respect, as some previous pages have also behaved in this way. , standing for
- The music in this Flash is entitled Weird moody horse shit
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 3Edit
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- Shows the Condesce, Skaia, Prospit, Jane's planet, the Veil and finally Derse.
- The Flash is designed to mirror Black for its music. However, DD rejects it in favor of the below Flash. , right down to the use of
- This sequence contains a mixture of recaps and new events.
- The loading sequence is a picture of Edward Morton.
- Shows the desk DD is using (complete with coffee, ash tray, Gray Ladies and ring).
- DD smokes, drinks "coffee", and looks at the Gray Ladies, and spins the ring against his cup.
- Ms. Paint kneels by the body of Andrew Hussie and cries.
- Jade and Davesprite read the first Midnight Crew comic.
- Equius drinks some milk then breaks the glass, surprising Aradia.
- Alternia's purple moon is shown with an even smaller purple moon nearby and a blue tree-like structure with purple leaves in front of it.
- Jake's room is shown, also with blue branches in it.
- Jake is shown collapsed, wearing his skulltop.
- Aranea leads Jake along a blue branch, with Meenah waiting in the distance.
- The Condesce waits impatiently.
- The bed on which Spades Slick lay is shown lying in the lake it fell in.
- Spades Slick climbs to the top of the cliff next to it, surprising Ms. Paint.
- He accepts a glass of milk from Aurthour.
- PM and Bec Noir continues to fly through the Outer Ring. A spade and a heart are shown to represent their feelings.
- Dirk sits on a wall on Derse.
- Jane lies on the ground on Prospit.
- Andrew Hussie holds Spades Slick in his bed as Slick stabs him.
- Flashes forward through Andrew Hussie being shot by Lrd English, slowing to show Andrew Hussie lying on the floor.
- Andrew Hussie proposes to Vriska shocking her.
- Vriska withdraws her hand as Andrew Hussie tries to place a ring on her finger, and then knocks him and the ring flying.
- Dirk fights Crocker drones.
- Jack Noir unsuccessfully attempts to persuade a guard to give him a key to his cell.
- Spades Slick looks at a card with a hole shot through it.
- A gun hits Lrd English, and falls down.
- Roxy confronts some Crocker drones, but flees when they start firing.
- Spades Slick refuses a bottle of milk.
- The picture of Edward Morton from the start is shown, now with flashing eyes, immediately followed by the text "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG" scrolling down the screen.
- On Jane's planet, she finds a hat (with Lil' Sebastian watching), calling back to when Aradia found a fedora.
- The Condesce uses her unlocked powers to control the GCat (who is lying on her lap).
- There are scenes from , including John with the hammer, Gamzee with the hammer and a lute, and both of them together, finally ending with them kissing.
- The last leads to a still of Jane (originally taken from a conversation with Jake) thinking "What the fuck?".
- The sequence ends with a shot of the Midnight Crew, followed by DD finally placing the ring on his finger.
- The song DD plays for the Flash is I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella).
- The bunny preloader is used.
- The face of Liv Tyler (the actress) is shown in the bunny silhouette over the Armageddon poster
- The meteor and then the Prospitian ship are shown.
- Jake sends off Terry Kiser to Jade, who sends it to John with Bec's help.
- John then renames the bunny Liv Tyler, and the rest of its life in the Sburb Beta session is shown.
- Liv Tyler is shown to have died in the explosion that created the Green Sun. The faces of actor Terry Kiser (as Bernie Lomax) and actress Liv Tyler appear over the Green Sun.
- The music used is .
- There's a link at the end to .
- UU "checkmates" uu's "king" in their game of chess.
- uu brings UU near to checkmate, but UU hits the board and scatters the pieces in frustration.
- Another character selection screen. Short sections involving , , and can be selected. Or you can skip all of them and go to a second section which starts by following .
- Before the pages were completed for each character, clicking one one of the unfinished ones brought up a picture of Andrew Hussie in a troll costume throwing a chess board with red and green pieces. The message "PANELS AREN'T DONE!" appears at the bottom.
- More character selection screens, just like the one above.
- Another character selection screen. There's a chatlog involving undyingUmbrage alone at the bottom, and he provides a commentary (slightly marred by viewport issues) during short sections involving , , and . You can skip all of these if you would rather look at .
- A brief animation which shows the four lamps on LOCAH. All but Jake's are lit at first, but Jane's goes out, followed by Roxy's, and then Dirk's dims to a weak glow.
- Dream Dirk flies up away from the dream bubble version of Alternia's Pink Moon, holding the unconscious Dream Roxy by the hand.
- Dirk's lantern returns to full luminosity.
- The Red Miles reach through space and surround Earth.
- Dirk awakens, captchalogues Squarewave (who has compacted himself into a small cube), runs into his room, plugs in the Fenestrated Wall, jumps on the cruxtruder to open it, grabs his sendificator and Cruxite Dowel, and uses his Rocket Board to fly out the window. He throws Sawtooth the dowel, then flies back inside, grinds on the Totem Lathe and passes through his Fenestrated Wall.
- As he flies through the void, Meenah runs up to him and jumps. The two perform a mid-air high-five.
- Dirk exits through one of Roxy's Fenestrated Walls and lands in her house. He deploys Squarewave and kisses Roxy's corpse.
- Roxy's dream self awakens on Derse. She notices Jane's corpse is lying nearby.
- Dirk grabs one of Roxy's buckets and deploys the sendificator.
- Roxy prepares to kiss Jane's corpse.
- Dirk puts the bucket in the sendificator and activates it.
- Roxy finds herself unable to kiss Jane.
- Dirk puts the sendificator on top of his head.
- Roxy still can't kiss Jane.
- Dirk's head is sendificated off of his body. His decapitated corpse falls onto the floor.
- The music used is Unite Synchronization.
- Dirk's lantern goes out.
- Dirk's lantern glows brightly and explodes, revealing a firefly in its center.
- Dirk's dream self awakens on Derse. He sees Roxy still hasn't kissed Jane, so he kicks her out of the way and kisses Jane himself.
- Jane's dream self awakens on Prospit.
- Dirk grabs Roxy and the two fly away from Derse on the Rocket Board.
- Jane uses the transportalizer and arrives inside the Frog Temple on Earth.
- Dirk and Roxy fly to the meteor containing the Frog Temple.
- The two emerge from the temple's time capsule and pick up Jane, who desperately clings to Roxy as they fly over Jake's island. The bucket Dirk sendificated appears in the air, and he grabs it and fills it with seawater before arriving at the ruins of Jake's house. Dirk throws the water on an unconscious Jake to wake him up, which starts a previously-seen chain of events (beginning ) that ends with Jake kissing Dirk's severed head to revive him. Jake turns around and notices that the other kids are watching him; he throws the head away out of terror while Jane and Roxy watch with shock and disgust.
- The music used is Unite Synchronization.
- Sawtooth stands atop Dirk's house as it glows with a red light.
- A map of the Incipisphere is shown, and a second planet appears on it.
- Squarewave stands atop Roxy's house as it glows purple.
- A third planet is added to the Incipisphere map.
- Jake's house glows green.
- The fourth and final planet is added to the map.
- As Calliope lies asleep on the sarswapagus, the green swirls on her cheeks turn red.
- Lrd English's sarcophagus flies past the Act 6 curtains and disappears.
- The red swirls turn into full circles. Caliborn takes control of the body and awakens.
- The sarcophagus emerges in the Furthest Ring and flies into a dream bubble. Its arrival is witnessed by the dead doomed timeline kids and trolls, who have all gathered in the bubble. It lands atop a Time quest bed and opens, revealing Lrd English.
- Caliborn sits up, the sarswapagus swirls having both changed to full red circles.
- Caliborn removes his shackle, then bites through the leg bound with Calliope's shackle. He discards his foot and spits out a tooth, then attaches a robot foot to where his own used to be and acquires his weapon: a staff that turns into an assault rifle.
- In the dream bubble, English uses the White Wand. It lets him shoot a beam of energy from his mouth, killing the doomed timeline characters. The dream bubble explodes and fabric of reality shatters around it.
- Caliborn stands atop his roof, covered in blood and waiting to enter the game. His cruxtruder displays ~U as a countdown, and the two kernels, released at the same time flash red and green.
- On the trolls' meteor, Dave witnesses the dream bubble explosion.
- The kernels collapse into each other and become a black hole that devours everything nearby. Caliborn's meteor enters the game as it escapes the black hole.
- Bec Noir and PM witness the dream bubble explosion. They stop fighting and look on with discomfort.
- The black hole devours plasma from the red sun of Calliope and Caliborn's planet, forming Calliope had nightmares about.
- The music used is .
- At around 5:47, it is the second longest animation so far, and the longest to use a single piece of music.
Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 3Edit
- While the gameplay engine of Openbound is coded in HTML5, the opening of this page includes a Flash segment.
- Jack flies out of the dream bubble. The Bunny Sassacre Fedora on his head falls off and reenters the bubble. PM also flies out and resumes chasing Jack.
- As the focus zooms out to show the fractures in reality around the bubble, the end of A6I3 curtains appear. They are quickly revealed to be a psycheout, and the focus returns to inside the dream bubble.
- John watches the fedora float down next to him.
- Spread over five individual Flashes, John walks through the dream bubble version of the Land of Sand and Zephyr and Land of Maps and Treasure. Several white horses pass by him, and he stares at one with bewilderment. He walks up to the statue of two iguanas. Tavros is lying face down on the statue's base.
- These pages use the same weird moody horse shit as .
- Meenah and Vriska confront each other and clash over their plans.
- Vriska calls John and Tavros to mock Meenah, resulting in Meenah pitchforking John, causing Vriska to decide it is time for battle. Both sides change into their god tier outfits before calling for backup from each of their sessions.
- However, most believe it is actually a costume party, and countless duplicates of all the trolls show up in a variety of garbs, with Tavros frantically searching for the ring in the process.
- Meenah and Vriska decide to clear the way for their fight and agree to the use of all present ghosts to whichever side wins, with a draw meaning that they will cooperate in "one huge clusterfuck plan".
- Just as the two Thieves are about to clash, it switches to a drawing of Callie Ohpeee trying to stop them.
- The song in this Flash is . Even if the sound is muted, it will play at the end after the interactive portion of the Flash.
- The flash included numerous easter eggs and shout outs:
- Tavros is acting like Gollum.
- Mituna asks if anyone has seen his "H4ML3T", then Kurloz showed up dressed like Hamlet (A prince who succumbed to his rage).
- There is only one Gamzee, and he is wearing his Bard of Rage outfit. Chronologically, this appears to be earliest point in the timeline when anyone has seen him in that outfit.
- A Terezi is wearing Dave's broken record shirt.
- There are two half-dead, half-alive Solluxes.
- There are Tavroses wearing the Page of Breath outfit, a Pupa Pan costume and a variation of Vriska's fairy dress with Tavros' sign and brown wings.
- French maid costume Equius.
- The first canon appearance of Kanaya in the black and white dress originally designed by Slunk for Alterniabound.
- The first canon appearance of March Madness Eridan.
- Six Eridans with wands, wizard hats and regular living eyes instead of black white ghost eyes. (This does not necessarily mean they are alive, Aranea was able to look like a living Vriska while she was re-enacting one of Terezi's memories in Act 6 Intermission 2.)
- Feferi with Dad's hat.
- Aranea in a winter coat.
- Kankri without his sweater, and Kankri in rainbow grub pyjamas.
- Porrim in an EGL dress.
- Cronus with a leather jacket.
- Mituna in a bee costume.
- Prospit and Derse Mituna dream selves.
- Meulin with a cat sweater.
- Meulin wearing Horuss' steampunk mask.
- Horuss in a horse fursuit.
- Damara in a red sailor fuku, Damara cosplaying as Sailor Moon and Rufioh cosplaying as Tuxedo Mask.
- God tier versions of each of the twelve Beforan trolls.
- The characters' assumption of the ghostly gathering being a costume party is an obvious reference to Halloween, which was three days prior to and the intended date for the release, though it was stalled due to the trouble involving the MSPA server in New York and Hurricane Sandy.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 4Edit
- The curtains open, showing the map of the B2 session's Incipisphere. As the focus zooms in, each planet and its gates change into the color of their respective player, and the graphic representing Skaia is replaced with the actual Skaia.
- A bright white light flashes, and the focus rapidly zooms away from Skaia. A purple X appears and turns into part of Jake's planet, the Land of Mounds and Xenon.
- The surface of LOMAX is shown. The planet is covered in burial mounds and dotted with Stonehedge-like monuments. Skeleton Underlings roam the landscape. Jake shoots at a Basilisk; he is wearing a new outfit, wields dual golden pistols and now possesses a Sweet Bro tattoo on his shoulder that matches Dirk's Hella Jeff tattoo.
- Still imprisoned on Prospit, the B2 session's Jack Noir carves a tally mark into his cell wall.
- Roxy's land, the Land of Pyramids and Neon, is shown. Giant pyramids with glowing neon points dominate the scenery. Jane and Roxy appear wielding new weapons: Roxy has a sendificator rifle and Jane has a giant fork with a miniature Skaia on the bottom. Jane jumps into a Fenestrated Wall and Roxy shoots the top of a pyramid with the rifle. The other wall appears where Roxy shot and Jane rockets out of it, reaching a gate.
- Jack carves another mark into the wall.
- Dirk's land, the Land of Tombs and Krypton, is shown. The planet features towering, skyscraper-sized tombs and an unbreathable atmosphere, as Dirk and Jake are both shown wearing gas masks while preparing to ambush some Underlings. a statue of Yaldabaoth sits on top of a tomb.
- Jack carves another mark into his wall, and his golden spire snaps after he finishes. 153 marks in total have been carved, indicating that the date is April 12, 2012, the day before the B1 kids and surviving trolls arrive in the new session.
- As Jack looks out the window at Skaia, the focus zooms out to show it and all four planets. The End of Act curtains then appear.
- The song in this Flash is .
- The EOA6A4 curtain mechanism is shown.
- A very quiet and brief portion of Eternity Served Cold is played.
Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 4Edit
- In a parody of Myststuck, Caliborn comes across Gamzee, who offers to be Caliborn's guide. The reader is given two choices on how to respond, but both choices are the same: a picture of Caliborn staring.
- Caliborn and Gamzee proceed to stare at each other for several seconds, neither saying anything. Caliborn then pulls out his machine gun and unloads a stream of bullets into Gamzee's torso. The gunfire knocks the "wings" off of Gamzee's god tier outfit, revealing them to be fake.
- Continuing the Myststuck parody, the music used is Elevatorstuck.
- Spread out over three pages, Caliborn walks away from Gamzee while continuing to shoot him. After taking several dozen bullets to the chest, Gamzee at last falls onto the ground, his fake wings floating down beside him. Caliborn shoots him one last time.
- Elevatorstuck is also used as the music for these pages.
- A horribly injured Gamzee drags himself over to Caliborn and tries to give him a SkaiaNet hub to plug into the tower. Caliborn guns him down once more, sending the hub flying out of Gamzee's hands. It lands next to the keyboard on the tower's computer terminal.
- Elevatorstuck is also used as the music on this page (because Caliborn doesn't like it).
- Caliborn freaks out as Elevatorstuck plays again to stop him hitting Gamzee with a crowbar.
- Caliborn hits the MSPA command tower with the crowbar to stop the music as the site falls apart from repeated hits. This page does not have the normal URL as it simply says 007395/ as opposed to ?s=6&p=007395. Using that format does however redirect to the flash.
- The music is mutable after Caliborn knocks the tilde off of the volume button.
- The crowbar hits, however, are not.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 5Edit
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 5 Act 1Edit
- Jake English sits on a stone in the Land of Mounds and Xenon playing with his Grandma's Fourth Wall, when his sprite appears, which seems to have been prototyped with the corpses of Sollux Captor and Eridan Ampora.
- The song used in this flash is part of .
- Arquiusprite is revealed.
- The background behind Arquiusprite changes to the same field from the other "Ride." Flashes.
- Gamzee watches in awe, Dirk facepalms, and a red version of the horseshoe preloader from the "Ride." Flashes appears in the camera eye of HAL 9000.
- Arquiusprite runs through the field, now joined by a group of 46 robotic horses marked with his symbol.
- Gamzee begins to cry and collapses onto the ground. A single teardrop falls from his face.
- The music used is .
- Trickster Mode engages.
- Trickster Jane dances around.
- Gamzee looks on stunned.
- The background matches that of the beginning of [S] Jade: Wake Up.
- The music used is (not yet released)
- As Jane dances on her balcony, she gives off a wave of energy that revives the dead tree next to her house. She blasts off and flies away.
- This projects Gamzee away, just like with the Tavrisplosion.
- The wave of energy revives a lot of the dead plant life on LOCAH while killing all underlings and interestingly leaving only Zillium grist in their place.
- Jane flies away from LOCAH, and the curtains close on the act.
- The music used for this flash was not listed on the Sound Credits page, but it is probably a part of Trickster Mode.
- The back arrow flashes in the Trickster text colors.
- The curtains turn around and turn pink.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 5 Act 2Edit
- Trickster Jane emerges from a portal and arrives in a colorful landscape filled with floating islands (identical in appearance to the ones in Problem Sleuth), castles and lollipop trees. The cherubic figures from the Warhammer of Zillyhoo Flash fly next to her; if you mash the spacebar, Jane hits them with her lollipop and destroys them, leaving more Zillium grist.
- Caliborn watches the scene on his monitor. Gamzee looks on, stunned once more.
- Jane flies next to some Horrorterrors. If the spacebar is mashed, she turns them into Squiddles.
- Caliborn breaks into a joyful grin while Gamzee covers his eyes.
- Jane flies next to some winged cherubs. If the spacebar is mashed, she gives them a Lil Cal color scheme and heads.
- Gamzee hits himself on the head repeatedly.
- As the cherubs follow her, Jane enters another portal and leaves.
- A mesmerized Caliborn continues to watch the scene.
- Clicking on the scrolling bar of confections at the top of the site produces various sound effects.
- It's interesting to note that Caliborn's reaction doesn't change even if no button-mashing is performed, leaving the inhabitants of the bizarre zone Jane enters entirely unchanged. Which may actually be more unsettling than if she changes everything she encounters.
- The music used is (not yet released)
- A red flashing outline of Jane appears next to Jake. The reader is instructed to "deploy the Crocker" by placing her within the outline and clicking.
- When this is accomplished, Jane kicks Jake in the groin and sends him flying out of his shoes.
- Despite the lack of an [S], there is in fact sound on the page.
- Jane appears with her mustache and a magnifying glass, next to an animation of Jake twerking and booty shaking in Trickster Mode, which can be viewed clearly by zooming in.
- The reader must click on the magnifying glass,and then the small animation 11 times. The first ten clicks prompt different sentences,and the 11th click shows Jake in Trickster Mode.
- The music used is (not yet released)
- Jake slowly looks around as his eyes turn into the red and green spiral.
- Jane floats directly in front of Roxy. Jane's eyes are now also spirals.
- A close-up of Jane's eyes from the previous scene.
- Roxy engages Trickster Mode and dances just offscreen. Jake, Jane, Erisolsprite and the Courtyard Droll watch; Jake is holding a large vaudevillian shepherd's crook and has hooked Roxy with it.
- The reader is instructed to help Jake tug Roxy back onscreen by pressing the left and right arrow keys repeatedly. Each alternate left-right press counts as one "tug" of the crook.
- When the reader has tugged 111 times, Roxy is pulled onscreen and Erisolsprite and the Droll are knocked over.
- The music used is (not yet released)
- The other three kids urge Dirk to dance and he begrudgingly complies by sidling off towards screen right.
- Gamzee and CD dance in the midground
- Arquiusprite and Erisolsprite argue over Fefetasprite
- The right arrow key must be pressed 1,111 times.
- Alternatively, you can also just hold down the arrow key.
- Once this is accomplished, you are asked if you want to play again. The options are "no" and "fuck no", but mousing over them replaces them both with a large "yes" button that restarts the Flash when clicked.
- The music used is (not yet released)
- A zoom in to the tricksters running around the Alchemiter.
- A conksuck boot hangs off the Alchemiter and krigklefucker rests in the center of it.
- The four tricksters endlessly continue to run around the Alchemiter.
- Arquiusprite and Erisolsprite float together to the far aright. Gamzee, Droll, Sawtooth, and Squarewave stand around the Alchemiter.
- "OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!"... scrolls endlessly at the bottom of the flash.
- Eerie Christmas music plays.
- A map is shown of seven continents, each marked with a blinking "Z?". A green-and-red spiral compass rose spins in the bottom right corner, and a pink sea monster swims next to one of the continents.
- Once the background music finishes playing, a gleeful Caliborn appears on screen with the caption WORLDBUILDING.
- The music used is (with some extra sounds thrown in).
- The kids squirm about in their pile of Zilly Santas with some of the 7 legendary weapons visible.
- The same eerie Christmas music plays, slightly more distorted.
- The scene zooms in
endlesslyfor a few minutes on the face of one of the Zilly Santas.
- It changes colors continuously as it zooms in.
- Its pupils are the Calliope/Caliborn swirl.
- Its left eye is green the entire time, and its right eye is red the entire time.
- The flash finally ends with a large honk sound, and a back arrow appears with the text "the end" on it.
- The same eerie Christmas song plays yet again, this time far more distorted.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2Edit
- Caliborn hits the website with the crowbar once again in frustration with Hussie.
- Jane is visibly irritated by the development.
- Oddly enough, the juju falls out of not only jane's hands, but out of the panel itself.
- Hussie can be seen riding Skyhorse at the bottom.
- An unmutable crowbar hitting sound plays repeatedly.
- This page does not have the normal URL as it simply says 007680/ as opposed to ?s=6&p=007680. Using that format does however redirect to the flash.
- Caliborn and Gamzee prepare to turn their keys. A short countdown from 3 is displayed. When it ends, they turn the keys simultaneously.
- After a brief flash of light, two monitors are activated on the tower and begin to loudly hum. The one on the left shows the Heart and Void symbols, and the one on the right shows the Hope and Life symbols.
Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 5Edit
- Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Vriska, Aranea, Meenah, and John are on Vriska's pirate ship in the dream bubbles.
- Meenah goes to the bathroom as Sollux falls down the stairs. Meanwhile everybody else except for John starts playing .
- Deep inside the Earth's core, Caliborn is offered The Choice by Yaldabaoth.
- Sounds by Toby "Radiation" Fox
- John runs over to the other group of trolls.
- Clicking the back button causes the word "why" to appear instead of replaying the animation.
- Feferi and Nepeta fly away bringing Sollux with them.
- Attempting to click the back button causes the button to jump around the screen while changing its dimensions and orientations before eventually becoming Nicolas Cage's face. Clicking his face causes him to exclaim "boner" and resets the back button to its starting position.
- Kurloz picks up Vriska's pirate coat in his miracle modus sylladex and leaves.
- Clicking the back arrow causes a multitude to appear on the screen, most of which honk and one of which (in the top left corner) actually restarts the Flash.
- The song used is
- John runs over to Vriska and Aranea, who are standing on the sun-shaped platform representing Yaldabaoth's head, and jumps onto it as it begins to descend. Meenah and Aradia float down and join them while the platform starts to lose its color. When it is completely gray, it stops and a stone pedestal ascends from the platform's center; atop it is a red chest.
- Clicking the back button causes another one to appear, and clicking on those causes even more to appear in increasingly elaborate designs until they are replaced with 16 Nicolas Cage heads. Clicking on any of them makes a giant distorted picture of Cage appear while a pitched-down version of the "boner" sound clip plays. A new back button appears in the usual location and actually replays the Flash when clicked.
- The members of the Felt (and Aurthour) go inside Biscuits' oven.
- Cans punches John out of the panel.
- The panel is totally empty except for the link to the next page and John, who acts as the reader's mouse cursor.
- In a callback to the opening of Act 6 Act 5, John sits atop the stone slab with the fourth wall. He thinks about Rose, Dave, and the trolls (though he only remembers Karkat at the moment) and lets out the deepest sigh of all. Erisolsprite briefly flips him off and leaves.
- John begins to perform a number of activities:
- Playing solitare (during which he forms a four-ace-three with the cards)
- Opening a bag of Fruit Gushers
- Ironing his pants
- Riding the Green Slime Ghost Pogo with a can of shaving cream in each hand
- Watching Con Air
- Making a Sburb logo-shaped house of cards
- After completing the house of cards, he stands triumphant atop the slab. Suddenly, Rose, Dave, the trolls (sans Gamzee) and WV are teleported next to him and land on the ground, causing the house of cards to fall down.
- The music used is .
- Disc 2 ends and is removed.
- Caliborn stomps on the Homestuck Disc display.
- DISC THREE is inserted from Caliborn's sylladex.
- It resembles his "drawing" of Jane.
- It stops spinning, and the text reads "THERE IS NO DISC THREE YOU ASSHOLE."
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6Edit
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Act 1Edit
- Caliborn performs a melody over the demo (a remix of Homestuck Anthem) on an electric piano with multiple terrible sound effects, among them the Wilhelm scream. At the end he holds the applause key for an extended period of time.
- Trying to go to the next page prompts the messages PLEASE WAIT UNTIL PERFORMANCE IS OVER. and VERY RUDE., alternatingly.
- Clicking during the applause prompts the message HOLD FOR APPLAUSE.
- At the end, the ==> becomes BEGIN HOMOSUCK.
- The music used is (not yet released)
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1Edit
- The B1 planets are added to the B2 Incipisphere.
- Jade, still in grimbark mode, rides the Trolls' meteor through a Skaian defense portal to post-scratch Earth. She jumps off the meteor before it hits, then uses her Witch of Space and/or first guardian powers on Earth, then the Flash glitches.
- Jade is seen kicking John in the face.
- Jane is briefly seen in an Ectobiology Lab (most likely one in the B2 Frog Temple), holding a book and accompanied by GCat. Jade is also seen standing in the foreground here.
- The music used is a glitched version of .
- The glitched B2 Incipisphere is shown, with the beta kids' planets highlighted.
- Clicking on the individual beta kids' planets will link to a brief pesterlog for each one.
- Another character selection screen, with LOLAR, LOHAC and LOFAF.
- A silhouette of John is shown with a question mark.
- A glitchy character select screen is shown, with Dave and Jade armed and facing each other on LOHAC, Kanaya confronting Jane on LOFAF, and Rose and Terezi on LOLAR staring at something in the distance. Only the first option is actually clickable.
- Note - there are a few more nearly identical select screen pages, each with a different caption:
- This time only the second option is actually clickable.
- Once again, only the first option is clickable.
- This time, only the last option is clickable.
- This time, yet again only the first option option is clickable.
- Leprechaun romance: special extended edition.
- In a callback to the end of Myststuck, Jane is standing on top of her refrigerator and selling Kanaya troll blood at the steep price of 420 million boondollars each.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2Edit
- Aranea's shellphone starts ringing and vibrating around on the floor of the Prospitian Battleship.
- The music used is
- Doc Scratch's clock ticks between Heroic and Just with Jade's Space symbol displayed. It seems to be about to land in the middle, but Aranea's eye and the Light symbol suddenly appear on the clock face and the pendulum rapidly swings over to Just. Lucky 8r8k!!!!!!!!
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Act 3Edit
- See GAME OVER#Act 6 Act 6 Act 3 for a full transcription of the events that took place.
- The music used is
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3Edit
- See GAME OVER#Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3 for a full transcription of the events that took place.
- The music used is
- The crudely-drawn curtains close on Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3, as well as John's bewildered face, rather smoothly.
- Instead of a back button, Caliborn's face appears in the lower left corner. It is not clickable.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Act 4Edit
- The end of act curtains slowly fly in to cover the small central panel of Caliborn on his Cal Coins pile.
- The music is a softly played , with a loud honk at the end.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4Edit
- Typheus speaks to John on LOWAS, his face obscured by glitches, his voice obscured by auditory glitches.
- Sounds by Toby "Radiation" Fox
- John begins to play , and the clouds part. Massive gusts of wind cover his entire planet, more so than when he initially did the windy thing three years ago, and suddenly at the end the Act 6 Act 6 cartridge is ejected and cleared of the stardust.
- Fireflies are floating around on the site, outside of the actual Flash borders.
- LOWAS fades into view, now completely free of all clouds.
- A Myststuck-style walkaround begins, and John traverses LOWAS.
- Interestingly, the first scene shows Typheus's palace in the far distance, with John walking towards it.
- John walks past a number of locations, including an empty salamander village (the very one he saved from immolation three years prior), his Dad's car, and the temple his Dad and Grandpa Harley entered when traveling to the Veil.
- Eventually, John appears to be heading towards his house.
- He comes across Roxy in his path, who only says sup.
- The Flash is accompanied only by the sound of wind.
- The Flash is based off of , which was evident in the glitches it contained when it was first uploaded.
- John asks how Roxy is even there, but she continues to merely reply sup.
- The fireflies are on this page as well.
- The song is " overlaid with the cat noise soundfont used in and . ", a sped-up version of
- John flies away from LOWAS, zapping himself somewhere as he flies.
- The entire area of the Flash fades to white.
- With the url titled shes8ack, the flash plays out in a similar style to the DOTA Flash: it's an interactive click-to-proceed set of panels, where Jade reveals that Vriska was apparently present on the meteor, and put Jade to sleep when she landed.
- The music is "Not a creature was stirring", by Alexander Rosetti.
- The curtains close on Vriska's grinning face, slowly, gradually, blurry.
- Vriska's face appears in the corner at the end, like Caliborn's did at the end of A6A6I3. Again, it is not clickable.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Act 5Edit
- Reminiscent of the beginning of Act 6, the Homosuck curtains fade to photographic paper-cut curtains.
- We zoom in on Caliborn's recreation of the dream bubble stage from above. The spiral is drawn, and purple instead of yellow, as well as swirling in the opposite direction of the one in Calliope's dream bubble.
- Discordant piano keys are struck as we slowly zoom in on the stage, a three-dimensional papercrafted object.
- Caliborn's laughing face icon from the start of A6A6 replaces the replay button.
- The music is "Homosuck Swan Song" by Toby "Radiation" Fox.
The remaining A6A6A5 Flash animations are short claymation clips made to look like Vines. They all take place on the aforementioned stage, they are all short repeating clips, they all pause when clicked on, they all have a sound button that is muted by default in the "upper left corner", and they all have the Homosuck theme softly playing in the background.
- We zoom into the stage as Caliborn and his Juju chest appear on it.
- On the stage, Caliborn's eyes flash like Lrd English's, and his Juju chest moves around slightly.
- Some manner of fumbling background noises are heard.
- Gamzee enters from behind the left curtain, Lil Seb enters from in front of the right curtain, and Caliborn drags Lil Cal onto the stage from behind the right curtain, placing him on top of the Juju chest.
- Caliborn bows twice.
- A close up of Caliborn, with his eyes flashing rapidly.
- Caliborn, Lil Cal, and Lil Seb are gathered around the Juju chest as the frame pans slowly to the right.
- The frame slowly pans to the left as Caliborn shows off his Ring of Void. Gamzee is in the background.
- Caliborn appears to hit Gamzee, then Lil Seb (who is dancing atop the Juju chest but promptly jumps down), then Lil Cal (who is sitting on the edge of the stage), then knocks over Gamzee before standing atop the Juju chest himself. Lil Seb appears to come to Gamzee's aid.
- Grunting and "hitting" noises can be heard.
- Lil Cal is sitting on the upper frame of the stage, and Gamzee and Lil Seb stand on either side of Caliborn, who is still on top of the Juju chest.
- On the other side of the stage, eight figures zap in, apparently via John's retcon powers. They appear to be Jane, Roxy, Jake, Dirk, Rose, Dave, Jade, and John, in that order, with John closest to Caliborn.
- "Zapping" and mumbling sounds are heard.
- An extreme close up zooms in on Caliborn's laughing face, which sports a fanged grin. His eyes are flashing, and his cheek marks are actually shown in this one.
- Lil Cal is out of the frame. The other 11 figures move around rapidly, mostly in place, and Lil Seb appears to be leaving the stage the same way he came in.
- Subtle "fighting" sounds are heard.
- Caliborn dismounts from and opens his red Juju chest, and the Sburb logo shaped Juju rises out of it, colored solid white.
- Gamzee moves to the left as this happens, just behind John.
- The Juju appears to be sucking Rose, Dave, Jade, and John inside of it, as the frame slowly zooms in. Everyone else moves around in place.
- "Sucking" sound effects.
- The four beta kids are no longer on stage, leaving the Juju floating in the air and everyone else standing "still".
- Fumbling sounds.
- A close up of Gamzee and Caliborn staring up at the Juju, which is now glowing.
- Some whispered noise is made.
- As everyone else watches, the Juju is lowered into the chest, and then Caliborn (with Ring of Void in hand) hits the chest repeatedly until it disappears.
- Grumbling and hitting noises.
- The frame zooms in and out on Lil Cal, who is still sitting atop the curtain rig.
- Fumbling and grumbling noises.
- Caliborn fights the four B2 kids. YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR EYES! This ends with all four of them on the ground (Jake even falling off the stage), and Caliborn left standing center stage.
- Gamzee has apparently been cut in half off-screen. It's unclear whether this necessarily reflects actual events.
- Fighting sounds.
- Caliborn repeatedly jumps on top of Dirk and Jane.
- Fighting sounds.
- Caliborn repeatedly jumps on top of Roxy and Jake.
- Fighting sounds.
- Slow zoom-ins are shown of Jake, Roxy, Jane, and then Dirk, who is standing again and facing Caliborn.
- Fumbling sounds.
- The frame zooms in and out as Dirk and Caliborn knock each other back and forth across the stage.
- Fighting sounds.
- Caliborn jumps on top of Dirk repeatedly, as Jake is standing behind him.
- Fighting and grunting sounds.
- The frame slowly zooms in down and to the left, on Jake, who is floating in the air with a Hope aura surrounding him. Caliborn watches on, apparently shaking.
- Magical aura sounds?
- Jake's Hope aura consumes the entire stage, leaving Dirk, Roxy, and Gamzee barely visible in the foreground. Caliborn is thrown around in the air amidst Jake's aura.
- More magical aura sounds.
- An extreme closeup of Caliborn and Jake thrashing about in midair.
- Magical aura and blast sounds.
- The Hope aura is now overflowing far past the reaches of the stage, and Caliborn is then shown being thrown about in midair.
- Lil Cal is no longer atop the stage.
- Blasting and grunting sounds.
- Caliborn lays still on the ground as the frame zooms in on him slowly.
- Whispering sounds.
- The stage is shown again, Jake lying back down, Roxy and Lil Cal thrown off the edges. Dirk is standing again, wobbling, and Caliborn is lying on the ground, sitting up slightly, looking at him.
- Fumbling sounds.
- Three white horses are now on the stage, Dirk is standing still, and Caliborn has stood up and is wobbling.
- Fumbling sounds.
- Roxy has fallen over more, and Jake is now standing up as well, next to Dirk. The horses are now painted a metallic color.
- Caliborn continues to sway back and forth, and Arquiusprite sneaks up behind him, behind the right curtain.
- Roxy is back on the stage, and both her and Jane are now standing up again as well.
- Arquiusprite has his arms wrapped around Caliborn, who is violently struggling, as the fram rapidly zooms in on them.
- Grunting and struggling sounds.
- Lil Cal is now sitting back up, right next to Roxy.
- Dirk shakes back and forth violently as Heart lightning branches out towards Caliborn and Arquiusprite.
- Magical lightning sounds.
- Lil Cal is now in front of Dirk, and Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and the half of Gamzee atop the stage are being twisted up into Cal's face.
- Magical power sounds.
- The frame zooms in on the four alpha kids standing around Lil Cal in the front center of the stage. Roxy is leaning back and forth, and Lil Cal disappears.
- The frame zooms out and fades out from the stage as it zooms in and fades in to an extreme close up of an image of Lil Cal's eye.
- Creepy laughter sounds.
- You recap everything that's happened with Cal (except Calsprite) and have a mental breakdown. You suddenly understand nothing, except the Illuminati is about 4x confirmed.
- Before you try to end it all, you are interrupted by a gray-skinned figure.
- Music is "Hello Zepp", the Saw theme, composed by Charlie Clouser.
Homestuck: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5Edit
- As Vriska starts the record anew on another song, she recounts the events of the new alpha timeline meteor trip on her computer through a Vriska-themed parody of Instagram: Vriskagram. In order, it depicts the following:
- Sollux and Aradia propelling the meteor as they did in the last timeline, staying behind, as Vriska and everyone else waves them off while Gamzee is still gagged and bound.
- Feferi reviving WV, except now with Vriska sipping what is apparently a Hawaiian drink out of a broken 8 ball, sitting in a lawn chair, fanned by Gamzee, who has an 8 ball ball-and-chain on his leg.
- Karkat and Dave playing hopscotch with WV.
- Terezi rejecting Gamzee's advances and pushing him so he tumbles over a crouched Vriska. The two scourge sisters walk away, arms around each other's shoulders.
- As Rose is reading to Kanaya from a book about romantic quadrants, Vriska shows up, and Kanaya makes room for her on the couch. She eagerly joins in, though the couple still seem awkward around her.
- Karkat, Dave, and WV run around in a circle, and Terezi and Vriska watch from afar and laugh at them.
- Karkat and Dave appear to be mixing songs, while Rose sits at the same table drinking alcohol. Vriska shows up and slaps the drink out of her hand, and Kanaya enters the room shortly after her.
- Dave has fallen asleep on Karkat's leg while the two of them were watching (human) Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck, and Karkat puts his arm gently on the sleeping Dave.
- Terezi chats eagerly with Kankri while Vriska and Latula boredly stand by.
- Dave, Karkat, WV, Damara, and Rufioh appear to be playing Fiduspawn in what looks like (a dream bubble memory of) Terezi's room.
- Gamzee complains to Kurloz about Vriska, with Meulin closeby, and Cronus nudging Mituna in the background.
- Horuss rides in the background on one of a herd of metalhoofs, while Rose and Porrim pet one in the foreground, whom Kanaya is feeding metal apples.
- The newly revived Vriska looks on in shock at the old timeline "punk" Vriska, standing with Meenah in the dream bubbles.
- Vriska has taken the place of Gamzee as the B2 kids' "guide" - she prototyped Jane's sprite with just Tavros, and the Flash ends on her appearing behind Dirk, Equius's head under her arm, pointing at his sprite. Dirk looks uneasy.
- Music is by Toby "Radiation" Fox.
- Terezi, Vriska, Arquiusprite, Jane, Kanaya, Rose, Roxy, WV, Karkat, Dave, John, Jade, Jake, and Tavrosprite are gathered at the B2 victory platform. This is a character select screen which gives you eight conversational options to choose from, as evidenced by the flashing "CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS!":
- When you hover over a given option, bobbing orange arrows appear over the heads of the primary characters involved in the conversation.
- A long, scrollable panel shows Echidna in the white dream bubble area Jade and the Calliopes had just left.
- Her tail fades away at the right end as a pathway fades in. This pathway leads through a crystalline doorway.
- On the other side we see Echidna's lair on LOFAF, her long, serpentine body arching through the magma.
- Karkat and Kanaya are at the rightmost edge of the panel, still walking along the long, rocky pathway.
- Sounds by Toby "Radiation" Fox
- A fake "character select screen" (
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS!) with ten conversational options, fractally reflected into the center, where the MSPA Reader stares dumbfounded. None of the options are clickable, but scrolling over them changes the display to the respective characters' symbols behind the options. From left to right, top to bottom, these options are:
- Dirk/Dave (with a flashing green border)
- This sequence of conversations proceeds forward with more character select screen pages imitating the first. Previously clicked options are outlined in red, and the rollover graphic for each is replaced with an image of the conversationalists in the center square, which changes on each new "select screen". The next/current option is outlined in the same flashing green as Dirk/Dave in the first Flash:
- The Dave and Dirk option shows them sitting on the rooftop on LOTAK.
- Dave and Dirk have both moved to opposite edges of the rooftop.
- Terezi, John, Jane, and Rose stand on the left side of the victory platform, and Roxy and Calliope stand off to the right.
- Dave is now lying down.
- Terezi has sat down, and she John, Jane, and Rose discuss Jane and Jade's trollsonas, as well as Roxy and Calliope. Roxy and Calliope discuss Alternate Calliope and the Ring of Life.
- Meenah stands aside awkwardly as the two Vriskas stand off in crab stances.
- Dirk walks over to Dave. Dave has turned over to face away, but is still lying down.
- Terezi, John, Jane, and Rose discuss Jasprose, Kanaya, Harry Anderson, and John<3<Terezi. Roxy and Calliope discuss the matriorb.
- While the Vriskas fight, Meenah thinks about swimming with dolphins.
- Roxy and Calliope are sitting down, and think about Void and Space respectively.
- Dave has apparently dodged Dirk, and pulled out the purple crab laptop.
- Terezi, Jane, Rose and John walk over to Roxy and Calliope.
- Meenah envisions herself in possession of mountains of gold and treasure.
- Roxy is floating and glowing with a Voidey aura, and Calliope looks surprised.
- The other four look on, and John thinks about Roxy.
- Dirk is now lying down.
- Jasprosesprite^2 comes out of a fenestrated plane upside down. Calliope and Roxy are gone.
- Meenah fantasizes about being carried on a gilded clam seat by two Kurlozes.
- Roxy flies away from the victory platform with Calliope and the matriorb in tow.
- Jane stares at Jasprose, and Rose is frustrated by her appearing.
- Roxy and Calliope continue flying away.
- Dirk has turned over, and Dave has put away the laptop and walked away from Dirk.
- Terezi<3<John and Rose<3<Jasprosesprite^2.
- Meenah pictures herself kissing a gold statue of herself.
- A zoomed out view of the victory platform.
- John and Terezi shit T4LK each other, with a disgruntled Rose between them.
- Roxy and Calliope are flying above LOFAF.
- Jane and Nannasprite sit in front of the Hemera statue.
- Dirk and Dave are sitting down next to each other once more.
- Terezi and John have sat down, talking about Dave, Karkat, the green witness scalemate, Vriska, and Gamzee. Rose has moved away from them to lay down and grumble about how much she hates Jasprosesprite^2.
- Meenah conjures an image of herself standing on the bow of a gold-lined fuchsia cruise liner, with white dolphins swimming alongside it.
- A zoomed out view of the victory platform.
- Rose happily fantasizes about smothering Jasprosesprite^2 with her purple pillow, while John and Terezi do their thing in the background.
- Roxy flies above a body of water on LOFAF.
- Jasprosesprite^2 is seen above LOMAX.
- Calliope enters the doorway of Jade's house, where WV is in the foreground looking at her.
- Dirk and Dave discuss their respective brothers.
- Terezi and John have both fallen over, each saying something about the other. Rose sits up and inquires, presumably about the situation.
- Meenah daydreams about the Condesce, or herself in Condesce attire, happily holding Lrd English's skull as she swims underwater.
- A zoomed out view of the victory platform.
- Rose looks on at John and Terezi as they fuh and BLUH
- Roxy is in the air above Kanaya, and an iguana is in the trees behind her.
- Jasprosesprite^2 fawns over thoughts of Nepeta.
- Calliope sees Jade asleep in front of her fireplace, and WV sitting next to her, waving.
- Dave and Dirk cry with laughter over recounting stories of their guardians.
- A clickable, functional select screen with sprites of Jane and Jake, above images of their respective planets. Scrolling over the options shows the Life and Hope symbols, respectively.
- Wear the scarf, Rose. Be the rider. Is it canon? Don't know. Does it matter? NEIGH
- The song in this Flash is Pony Chorale
- Nicolas Cage recites a line from Snake Eyes while his voice distorts, his face turns green, and bizarre music plays. It is unknown whether this has any relevance at all, considering : At first, Hussie asked Toby "Radiation" Fox to make the song for the first Flash, mimicking Hardlyquin. But he slipped in 2 minutes of silence followed by the "Cage's boner clip", tempting Hussie to make this Flash.
- AND YOU...GOT ONE!
- The last 25 seconds of Frustracean contains the line from the Flash. The first 25 seconds of the song itself was used for
- This is different from the other bonus Flashes in that it plays within the same panel when clicked, instead of opening in a new tab.
- Tiny Maplehoof gallops by Roxy as she watches on, far too large to ride such a miniature pony. NEIGH
- Is the shot of Jane and Roxy hugging while Tiny Maplehoof eats cotton candy meaningful, or just a reference to the fanbase? You decide!
- The song in this Flash is also Pony Chorale
- A horribly distorted version of "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" plays with an image of Nicolas Cage in Con Air. Cage then turns red, before being replaced by a photograph of Andrew Hussie and music team member Toby "Radiation" Fox, both wearing fake glasses, and Radiation giving the middle finger.
- I SAID...PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX
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