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John's House (Chimney) A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN.
This page may not be done in a while - or ever, until the game that this page is related to has been beaten.

Please keep coming back to and updating it.

Work in progress! Currently updated with timelines through acts 1-4, gradually adding act 5.

This page presents the events of Homestuck in order from the character's point of view, time shenanigans and all.

A note on notation: [S]  denotes a flash page and [Mem] denotes a flashback or a dream bubble memory.

KidsEdit

JohnEdit

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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth (1996/04/13).

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Talk to Kanaya, Vriska, Jade, Karkat, and Terezi, all around 2008/12/01.

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2009/04/13: Explore interests, retrieve mail, engage in sylladex shenanigans.

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Launch Sburb, trigger Cruxtruder countdown, and eventually enter the Medium.

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Be commanded by WV, talk with Rose, track down and defeat an imp.

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Talk to Nannasprite, adjure WV's commands, and battle imps.

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Experiment with Punch Designix.

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See Skaia briefly.

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Defeat ogres, enter dad's room, and experience a mental breakdown.

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Be psychoanalyzed by Rose, alchemize, and enter first gate

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Explore the Land of Wind and Shade under PM's guidance; talk to Jade, Karkat, and Rose.

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Be saved by Grandpa, discover shaving cream is flammable, carve pyxis tablet

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Listen to Terezi.

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Listen to Dave (flashback is to Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

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Visit LOLAR, take bunny.

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Transportalize from LOLAR to lab in veil and ectobiologize. Reunite with loving wife and daughter, much to Karkat's chagrin.

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Send paradox clones to meteors, wake up on battlefield Skaia.

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Sleeping body saved from Reckoning by AR, lands on LOWAS.

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Dream self: recover ring, receive package, reunite with Dad (almost!)

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Get server disc and return home under Vriska's guidance. Get updated on current events by Rose.

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Continue following Vriska's plans, wire Dave a boonbuck, behold Karkat's shipping chart.

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Be Jade's server player, get pranked by Nanna, and ask Rose about prototyping, but Vriska puts you to sleep before you do anything.

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Wake up lost and confused in a sea of fire, get briefed by Rose and Karkat while WV politely commands.

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Find out about Vriska's plans, do the windy thing (with Vriska and WV's encouragement).

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Seek quest bed, rise up as god tier (with help from Vriska and Jack).

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Find Dad's wallet, go joyriding with WV, talk to Jade and Karkat.

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Crash car, have a feelings jam with Vriska, drill for the Tumor.

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Locate Tumor (with 10:25 remaining); send CD, Liv Tyler, and WV (with your only computing device) on a mission to deliver it to Derse.

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Approach grimdarkness, run into Rose, and find Dad murdered by Jack, who subsequently sucker-stabs you.

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Come back to life (explained by Doc in Sburb LogoSburb Logo), read Vriska's messages on Rose's computer (see Sburb Logo,Sburb LogoSburb Logo), revive Rose, try to contact Vriska but get Karkat instead.

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Fly to LOHAC under Karkat's instruction, experience an awkward first conversation, and prepare to cause scratch.

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Cause scratch, fight monsters, be transported onto god tier Jade's ship as she absconds.

At the end of Year 3, you stick your hand into the intangible Sburb logo Sburb Logo and take a strange journey through canonspace. You zap in on Dave laughing hysterically to himself. Sburb Logo You talk to Dave for the first time in person. Sburb Logo You escape Jade. You zap to LOFAF in time to watch Jane kill Karkat Sburb Logo and resurrect him. Sburb Logo You clear out the crappy artifacts from LOLAR Sburb Logo and chat with Rose and Terezi. Sburb Logo Weird plot shit happens. Sburb Logo You meet Roxy in her cell Sburb Logo and tell her about the Life Ring. Sburb Logo You return to the Prospitian Battleship to look for the Ring. Sburb Logo You get caught up in Caliborn’s Homosuck comic. Sburb Logo

Doomed JohnEdit

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Branch off the Alpha timeline by following Terezi's advice to seek Typheus. Die.

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Go on dream bubble d8 with Vriska.

RoseEdit

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Be created on the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/04. Travel with Mom 1996/04/13

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2000/09/07 Hear Jasper's stunning secret, have corpse party a few weeks later.

(Sburb LogoSburb Logo)[Mem] Analyze Dave's dream.

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2008/12/04 Receive John's present, talk to Kanaya and Jade.

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2009/04/13 Pester everyone, be John's server player until losing Internet connection.

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Explore interests, make way to observatory, reconnect, save John.

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Be John's server player until losing battery power.

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Make way to backup generator, reconnect.

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Be John's server player until losing generator power.

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Make way to lab, find Mutie, reconnect, save John, and escapalize back to house.

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Build up John's house, enter Medium with Dave's help.

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Explore the Land of Light and Rain under WQ's supervision.

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Battle imps and ogre, talk to everyone (Sburb Logo for Kanaya's attached text file), fall asleep in knit pile, absorbing some memories from a doomed self (Sburb Logo).

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Wake up on Derse and jam with Dave before returning to LOLAR to try and catch John.

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Meet Casey. Alchemize, aggrieve malefactors, and annihilate first gate.

Destroying the gate is only the beginning of your new strategy, as you tell Kanaya (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and John Sburb Logo. Your next step is investigating the turtle temple (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), which worries Kanaya Sburb Logo,(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Other trolls also take an interest. You blow up Eridan's computer (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), listen to Aradia's warning (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and set up Nepeta with Jaspersprite (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Later on, you have a crystal ball, which lets you warn John about his burning planet (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and serves as a nice scene transition device (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You brief John (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and Dave (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) on your plan to deliver the Tumor to the Green Sun. Kanaya is not so happy with this plan (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You travel to LOHAC, where you see John's ascension to god tier Sburb Logo[S], give Jade the code for the crystal ball, and talk with Doc Scratch Sburb Logo. He tells you to look into the cue ball (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), which tells you to answer Jade (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), who tells you about Mom and suggests you ask the cue ball about the Horrorterrors (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

This culminates in you going grimdark (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and traveling to Skaia to seek revenge [S] Sburb Logo. You find John first, though, and your encounter with Jack does not go well for either of you [S] Sburb Logo,(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo.

John revives you Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo, and you wake up on Derse Sburb Logo and meet up with Dave Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo, who is also down to one life. After he detaches Derse's moon for the bombing run, you knock him out and steal the suicide mission for yourself (and Liv Tyler). This is revealed when you pass through his dream bubble (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo), but this conversation is cut short by DD (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You and/or Dave kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux Sburb Logo[S].

At some point during Year 3, you try and fail to auspistice between Gamzee and Terezi. Sburb Logo

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Sburb Logo Jade teleports you to LOMAX Sburb Logo and you hang out with John. Sburb Logo Jade teleports you to LOLAR. Kanaya and Dave try to contact you. You commiserate with Terezi Sburb Logo and steal her shades. Sburb Logo John appears and chats with you. Sburb Logo You contemplate your navel Sburb Logo and chat with Kanaya. Sburb Logo Dave calls you to LOFAF. Sburb Logo You arrive and find Roxy. Sburb Logo You rescue Roxy Sburb Logo at Dirk’s urging. You witness Gamzee’s beatdown of Terezi Sburb Logo and intervene. Sburb Logo


DaveEdit

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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/03. Stick around to meet Bro the next day.

Bro raises you using his ninja skills (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Before the game even starts, a couple trolls pester you: Aradia (Sburb LogoSburb Logo)[Mem], Terezi Sburb Logo, and Gamzee (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You also have weird dreams, which Rose psychoanalyzes (Sburb LogoSburb Logo)[Mem].

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2008/12/03 Receive John's present, talk to Tavros.

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2009/04/12 Send Jade some fresh beats

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2009/04/13 Explore interests, accidentally impale crow carrying Sburb discs.

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Pester John until he suggests you get Bro's copy of the beta.

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Enter living room, engage in sylladex shenanigans, enrobe in puppet pelvis.

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Ascend to top of building to fight Bro.

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Get Bro's beta, help Rose enter the Medium.

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Upgrade Alchemiter with Jade, talk to Kanaya and Tavros, prepare to enter Medium.

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Enter Medium with Bro's help.

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Meet doomed Dave/Davesprite and talk to John. Snoop on Rose.

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Wake up on Derse.

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Wake up again on LOHAC and alchemize.

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Copy Rose's MEOW book, then discover dead Dave who tried to stop DD from stealing it. Start talking to Terezi.

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Enter first gate; descend to Land of Heat and Clockwork.

Some time later, your partnership with Terezi has landed you in hot water, but your future self tells you she's cool (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Other trolls contact you as well. Karkat tells you to step off and presents his shipping chart Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo, and you interject in a GG c3< PCG/FCG memo Sburb Logo. Inside the crocodile temple, you send Gamzee a link to an OCP music video (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), listen to Equius's disturbing poetry while you break off Caledfwlch (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and get further instructions from Terezi (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You have one last chat with Davesprite before Vriska puts you to sleep (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

On Derse, you remove your shades and see the horrorterrors in the void [S] Sburb Logo, then visit Rose and snoop around her room (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Meanwhile, an alligator has stolen your glasses (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Jade wakes you during her teleportation gunfight Sburb Logo, and Rose gives you the lowdown on the Horrorterrors and the Green Sun mission (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Some time later/earlier, you go back in time and change into the Felt Duds (which was previously unaffordable Sburb Logo) as part of your LOHACSE manipulation. After John's ascension [S] Sburb Logo, you pester Terezi again, who lays out her coin flip plan (referenced in Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

After yet more time loops, you change into a baseball shirt and go back in time. You funnel John's boonbuck Sburb Logo into your investment scams and make a goddamn killing in the LOHACSE (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). At the appropriate time, you wire the money to Terezi Sburb Logo and reassure your past self that Terezi is cool (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Later, you find Bro, who has been killed by Jack. Terezi contacts you from fairly late in her timeline and you end up talking about Vriska and justice while AR commands you (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). An earlier Terezi walks you through the coin flip plan, but you can't go through with it (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). A distraught Jade messages you afterwards, and you two talk Sburb Logo.

You end up on LOFAF and talk with Jade before heading home to take over as Jade's server player Sburb Logo[S],(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You help out with frog breeding (referenced by Karkat in Sburb Logo) until you die in a fight with Jack (top banner Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Jade revives you Sburb Logo.

Waking up on Derse, you meet up with Rose Sburb Logo. Jadesprite teleports you Davesprite's repaired Caledfwlch, which you break and use to detach the moon for what you thought to be your suicide mission. However, Rose knocks you out and steals it, which you discover only when she passes through your dream bubble (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). DD stabs your Dream-dream self; you wake up and give chase (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You and/or Rose kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux Sburb Logo[S].

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Sburb Logo Jade teleports you to LOMAX Sburb Logo and you hang out with John. Sburb Logo Jade teleports you to LOHAC. You contact Kanaya Sburb Logo and Karkat. Sburb Logo You try to contact Rose. You reminisce and talk to yourself. Sburb Logo John zaps in and catches you laughing hysterically. Sburb Logo You talk to John for the first time in person. Sburb Logo Jade shows up and instructs you to upgrade your sword. Sburb Logo Jade trains you and you squabble with her. Sburb Logo Jade tries to kill the Mayor but you save him. Sburb Logo Dirk tries to contact you. Sburb Logo Karkat calls you for assistance. Sburb Logo You bid goodbye to the Mayor and call Rose for assistance. Sburb Logo You witness Jake’s hopesplosion and find Jade’s corpse. Sburb Logo You note Jane’s hotness. Sburb Logo Bec Noir and PM steal Jade’s corpse from you, Sburb Logo and you give chase. Sburb Logo

DavespriteEdit

You branch off the alpha timeline when John takes Terezi's advice to seek out his denizen (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). With John dead and Jade unable to enter (presumed dead), you and doomed Rose spend a couple months gathering information and leveling up before you go back in time to warn John (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You do this, then prototype yourself, becoming Davesprite (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You tell Terezi to lay off John Sburb Logo, chill with Dave (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and talk with John, who is looking for the "real Dave" Sburb Logo. You give him the code for Haphaestus's hammer Sburb Logo, which you'd acquired via captcharoid (see Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo). Finally, you talk with Rose Sburb Logo and Dave Sburb Logo about the significance of her MEOW journal.

Some time passes, and Dave summons you from the pendant when he's about to sleep in the crocodile temple (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). After a round of Defense of the Dave, you make your way to LOWAS where you join Bro in fighting Jack (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo) until he gains Bec's form Sburb Logo[S] and defeats the both of you.

After spending some time in the pendant Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo, you visit Haphaestus and Choose to repair the Royal Deringer, then go to Skaia and chill with Jadesprite (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). As meteors land around you, she sends the sword to alpha Dave (who is just going to break it again). Finally, Jadesprite ascends to god tier, saves you both from a meteor, and shrinks all of Skaia (including you) to bring along with her.

At the end of Year 3, you meet and bond with Arquisprite. Sburb Logo You witness Jake’s hopesplosion. Sburb Logo

Coinflip DaveEdit

You branch off the alpha timeline by choosing bad heads to mean Terezi shows you how to reach god tier now Sburb Logo, so you go back in time and sleep on your quest bed (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo. When you wake up, Jack kills you (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo.

Later on, Aradia and Tavros visit your dream bubble (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

DD-Dispatched Doomed Dave (Deceased)Edit

You branch off the alpha timeline by deciding to try and stop DD from taking the MEOW book Sburb Logo. This was a bad idea (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

JadeEdit

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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/01. Travel with Grandpa two days later.

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Find genesis frog while sleepwalking. Grandpa makes you a robot.

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????/12/01 Receive John's present (sendificated by PM Sburb Logo),

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Accidentally kill Grandpa while dual-wielding flintlock pistols.

Sburb Logo[S] 2008?/04/13: Message John for the first time.

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2008/12/01 Talk to John, Karkat, and Feferi

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2009/04/13 Explore interests, talk to friends.

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Make way out of house, feed Bec, retrieve John's present (delivered by airmail), fall asleep.

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Explore Prospit, see visions of the past and future. Wake up and talk to John.

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Deliver John's present (to be appearified by WV Sburb Logo),

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Enter frog ruins, retrieve Dave's Sburb beta,

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Be Dave's server player.

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Beat up CD for WQ's ring, build up Dave's house, and wait for John to wake up on Prospit.

When your dream self dies, your robot explodes and you wake up falling. Bec catches you and you fall asleep again (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), visiting Feferi in a dream bubble Sburb Logo[S]. She follows up when you awake (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You witness the civil flamewar that is the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Then you notice John has connected as your server player (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo and catch up with him Sburb Logo while preparing to enter (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). When you finally do enter, it is eventful Sburb Logo[S].

Once again, you fall from your tower and end up sleeping outside Sburb Logo[S], visiting Feferi in a dream bubble (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You wake up (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), notice John's ascension Sburb Logo[S], strife over all the lands (Sburb LogoSburb Logo[S]), and encounter Becsprite and PM (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You return home (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and talk to Dave, who takes over as your server player (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Tavros also contacts you, revealing the details of Grandpa's death and his feelings for you (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You alchemize Sburb Logo,(Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and Eridan sends you Ahab's crosshairs (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You check on your friends with your crystal ball glasses (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), talk to Dave Sburb Logo, and decide to self-prototaxidermitype (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), which turns out poorer than expected (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Karkat intervenes, suggesting Jadesprite isn't as bad as you make out with her make her out to be (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and instructing you to shut off and captchalogue the 4th wall (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

While Dave builds up your house, you catch up with god tier John (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), learn of frog breeding from Kanaya (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), push Rose into grimdarkness (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and try to contact John (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You get used to the dream bubbles (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and begin planning and breeding with help from Dave, Karkat, and Kanaya (referenced in Sburb Logo). The password system Sburb Logo is rigidly enforced Sburb Logo,(referenced in Sburb Logo[S]).

While collecting frogs with Dave, Jack shows up and kills Dave (top banner Sburb LogoSburb Logo), so you revive him Sburb Logo. Jack continues following you as you breed the Genesis frog and post in future Kanaya's memo (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Karkat contacts you one last time before CD sets you up the bomb, killing you and sending the frog into the forge (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Jack brings you to our quest bed. Upon ascensions, you merge into Jadesprite and gain space powers, which you use to shrink the planets and abscond through the fourth wall with John by your side Sburb Logo[S].

At the end of Year 3, you teleport the Meteor crew to LOMAX Sburb Logo and then disperse them amongst the various planets. You chase John a bunch. You order Kanaya and Karkat to get your genesis tadpole from Echidna. Sburb Logo You order Jane to kill Karkat as a demonstration. Sburb Logo You follow John to Dave’s room and instruct Dave to upgrade his sword. Sburb Logo You train Dave and squabble with him. Sburb Logo You try to kill the Mayor. Sburb Logo Jane summons you to Derse Sburb Logo where you view the relocated Battleship. Sburb Logo You try to banish a hopesploding Jake Sburb Logo but settle for swapping Derse with LOFAF. Sburb Logo You fight Jake Sburb Logo but get KO’d. Sburb Logo Aranea kills you via a falling building and the god tier clock rules your death to be just, slightly tipped by Aranea's luck. Sburb Logo PM and Bec Noir steal your corpse. Sburb Logo

JadespriteEdit

After your death Sburb Logo[S], John takes your ring Sburb Logo and Grandpa retrieves you to honor a family tradition (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You spend years stored in a lab (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), and your return via sprite prototyping is disorienting and distressing, though it does grant you Bec-like powers (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

You abscond while Jade talks to Karkat, and eventually Davesprite joins you on Skaia (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You teleport his sword to Dave on Derse (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo.

When Jade ascends to god tier, you and her become one and she takes over.

ExilesEdit

Wayward VagabondEdit

You rise up against the monarchy, but Jack intervenes and kills everyone. Everyone except you (Sburb LogoSburb Logo[S]),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You find WQ's ring in water and hide it as a thief's apprentice approaches (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). After John ascends to god tier Sburb Logo[S], you follow him around for a while Sburb Logo,(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo.

Eventually you meet up with CD and Liv Tyler and John sends you on a mission to deliver the tumor to Derse Sburb LogoSburb Logo. Shenanigans ensue (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),Sburb Logo,(Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and you end up on a meteor to Earth (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), where you become the Wayward Vagabond Sburb Logo.

Time passes. You find your way to the command station in Rose's ruins Sburb Logo,Sburb Logo

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COMMAND JOHN.

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Politely ask John for a can opener.

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Explore command station, establish Can Town, play with appearifier, fly to the Frog Temple.

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Appearify John's present to Jade and deliver it to PM. Trespass in AR's crime scene.

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Introduce PM to John, stargaze with new friends.

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Establish Exile Town, meet WQ.

You retrieve the ring from your trusty knife (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), which reminds you who John is (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). You return to command him (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), but end up locking yourself in (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). On screen, John does the windy thing (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and dies on his quest bed Sburb Logo[S].

Unfortunately, you are trapped in the station until you can retrieve a power source (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), so you build a fort (Sburb LogoSburb Logo) and dream about Jack and Vriska (Sburb LogoSburb Logo). Meanwhile, WQ possibly offers some foreshadowing as to your future Sburb Logo.

When Jack arrives via time capsule, he teleports into your command station and tears out the uranium you'd swallowed. PM drags you out of the command station, finds your ring, and brings you to the trolls' endgame platform Sburb Logo[S].

Peregrine MendicantEdit

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Catch a glimpse of Jade? This doesn't really look like PM.

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Be the Post Mistress. Send John the server disc from Dad's dropped car. Follow AR to retrieve Jade's present to John.

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Receive assassination mission from Jack and execute it peacefully. Lose ring to CD and scepter to HB.

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Kill HB. Trade white crowns to Jack for John's package. Deliver the mail.

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Arrive on Earth, become the Peregrine Mendicant.

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Find the ruins of John's house, miraculously survive console explosion, and fly to the Frog Temple.

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Deliver John's present to Jade after AR opens doors in the command center. Make new friends.

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Command John in the proper use of the mail system.

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Meet WQ, become Prospitian Monarch.

After rebuilding the dog command center (Sburb LogoSburb Logo), WQ talks with you about being the queen (Sburb LogoSburb Logo),(Sburb LogoSburb Logo). As AR finishes setting up, you notice Jack's red miles in the sky (Sburb LogoSburb Logo).

Watch as Jack kills AR, try to hit him with your sword, put on WV's ring, and take him (badly injured by Jack) and Serenity with you into the A2 (post-scratch trolls') universe Sburb Logo[S]

Aimless RenegadeEdit

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Be the Authority Regulator. Uphold public safety and meet PM.

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Ripthrash some uncannybrutal biznasty on Bro's rocket board. Find Frog Temple and witness DD creating Bec.

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Visit Ectobiology Lab, save a sleeping John from the Reckoning.

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Arrive on Earth, become the Aimless Renegade.

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