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Legendary shit is everywhere out here. I'm seriously up to my ass in legend.Sburb Logo

In the course of MS Paint Adventures, several weapons have been described as being legendary.

Zillium weaponsEdit

While in Trickster Mode, the post-scratch kids recreate a series of legendary weapons from the seven continents of a magical kingdom from cherubim folklore.Sburb Logo Each of these weapons costs one zillion Zillium grist.

Warhammer of ZillyhooEdit

Warhammer of Zillyhoo
There she is. Forged in fire by the smiths of Pipplemop, commissioned by the sage Lord of the Wozzinjay Fiefdom in the Realm of the Snargly FruzmigbubbinsSburb Logo

The Warhammer of Zillyhoo, known about for much longer than the other weapons, has been retroactively revealed to allude to the word "who" in its name. It falls under the Hammerkind specibus, and as such is usable by John. However, as John has since alchemized the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer from it, the Warhammer is likely to be left unused. Which is probably how it ends up available for the time shenanigans that result in it being given to Terry Kiser and ending up in John's possession anyway.

Battlespork of ZillywutEdit

Spork of Zillywut
Plucked from the revered utensil drawer of none other than the Chieftain of the Trifletoot Clan himself, polished to a gleam in his loincloth by his devoted Abecedarian ButtersquireSburb Logo

The Battlespork of Zillywut alludes to the word "what" in its name, and presumably falls under both the Spoonkind and Forkkind specibi, perhaps merging them into simply Sporkkind. This makes it usable by Jane.

Flintlocks of ZillyhauEdit

Flintlocks of Zillyhau
Each was hand crafted by the seniormost Artillery Hermit of the hallowed Schundermoist Caves, to be mounted in times of peace upon the Royal Burblemonk's personal Placard of DwibSburb Logo

The Flintlocks of Zillyhau allude to the word "how", and fit Jake's 2xPistolkind specibus. The Artillery Hermit of the Schundermoist Caves is likely a reference to Cave Story: a pistol is found in the underground home of a hermit gunsmith in the first level of the game.

Cutlass of ZillywairEdit

Cutlass of Zillywair
Swashed from the buckles of the rough'n tumble Bellyjape Seamen and offered atop the kingdom's last known wildly occurring pluffy dimplepillow to the resplendent 1st Rumbylumplewiffig of the Horsehorsehorse AdministrationSburb Logo

The Cutlass of Zillywair alludes to "where", and will likely be used by Dave in his Bladekind specibus. Whether or not it will become broken and used with ½-Bladekind remains to be seen, though Dave may be able to cycle it through its timeline as he has done with other weapons. It was seen being wielded by Jade Harley.Sburb Logo

Blunderbuss of ZillywighEdit

Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
Cast from the most priceless squippyclink ores mined from the famous whooping volcanoes owned and curated by the distinguished Maximillion Hotpocket Puckershuttle Junior, and then packed to the brim with the hilarious traveling Grief Miser's explosive winklepork snuffSburb Logo

The Blunderbuss of Zillywigh alludes to "why", and presumably fits the Riflekind specibus. This may make it usable by either Roxy or Jade; Roxy is more likely, given that Jade no longer has much use for a specibus allocation.Sburb Logo

Unbreakable KatanaEdit

Unbreakable Katana

One of Dirk's amazing swords is an outlier for a few reasons, one of which being that the full flavor text for it was given over 1200 pages before the trickster arc:

A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking completely fucking awesome.Sburb Logo

During the trickster arc, it simply reads as follows:

A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by a Japanese master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses bathe, and

Yeah this is still just Dirk's sword.
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The Unbreakable Katana is still just Dirk's sword. Though perhaps Dirk now has two of it, which may open up a few interesting possibilities.

This is the only one of the seven Zillium weapons to not allude to any question word in its name, although a process of elimination would implicitly associate it with "when". Thanks to the naming mythos of the weapons, the katana implies that the magical kingdom has a continent called "Unbreakable" or "Katana". Unless of course we simply haven't been told its actual name.

Curiously, the Quills of Echidna are the only weapon to have been explicitly citedSburb Logo as being sufficiently potent to activate scratch constructs, and both known scratches have been carried out using them. However, Dave's Bro damages the surfaceSburb Logo of the Beat Mesa with his sword, an action that Doc Scratch confirms to have started the scratching process. Whether this is a result specifically of the katana's Zillium nature, or merely that it is a sufficiently potent weapon, is unclear.

Thistles of ZillywichEdit

Thistles of Zillywich
Flippety dippety doo bup bup shrubber double floppy mumblescurry noodlescoop pizzabubble pizzabubble mip mip mip mip mip mipSburb Logo

The Thistles of Zillywich allude to "which", and match Rose's Needlekind specibus. Whether they, like some of her other weapons, will also be Wandkind remains to be seen. The pure gibberish "origin story" of the weapon may be a reference to "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" or silly magical incantations generally, tying into Rose's interest in wizards, as well as Rose's earlier unintelligible speech while Grimdark.

Zilly SantaEdit

Zilly Santa

The Zilly Santa is not one of the legendary weapons, and its grist cost is not stated, but given that Dirk has the FncySntaKind specibus, he may yet be able to use the kids' considerable quantity of these miniature abominations as a weapon at some point.

We can but hope even the ironies will not be sufficient to allow these things to ever reappear, however.

Other weaponsEdit

In Problem Sleuth, the Tectrix of the Arbitor is referred to as legendaryMspa icon, as is its less innocuous double, TectrixcaliburMspa icon. In addition, the Clown Pontificate has the legendary Hamper of the Jaded Fool's EnnuiMspa icon.

Feferi and Eridan's weapons are each described as legendary – Ψdon's EntenteSburb Logo and Ahab's CrosshairsSburb Logo, respectively.

Caledfwlch is repeatedly referred to as legendary; the first instance of this is by Equius, to which Dave responds, its a legendary piece of shitSburb Logo. This becomes an ongoing gag, and Caledfwlch is referred to as a legendary piece of shit on severalSburb Logo subsequentSburb Logo pagesSburb Logo. On the other hand, Davesprite merely calls it a "legendary sword" when talking to JadespriteSburb Logo, neglecting "piece of shit". It is later saidSburb Logo to be a weapon capable of inflicting damage on Lord English, apparently reaffirming its legendary status.

The "legendary piece of shit" gag is also used by JadeSburb Logo to refer to Ahab's Crosshairs when Eridan gifts it to her, and continues in the next two page commands. Recap 3Sburb Logo also refers to both the Crosshairs and Caledfwlch as legendary (but not pieces of shit).

It is possible there may be another legendary weapon, as none of them allude to "when".

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