Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
grandpa egbert juniordad, Jape, Joke
Page of Hope
born: December 1st, 1995
introduction: 16 Earth years
credits: 21 Earth years
No capitalization after the first letter of a sentence. No apostrophes only terminal punctuation. Tends to use asterisks when *emphasizing* something. Also encases actions in asterisks and uses emoticons with asterisks. Also tends to CAPITALIZE for emphasis. SOMETIMES EVEN CAPITALIZES AN ENTIRE SENTENCE. Frequently employs antiquated vocabulary.
Grandpa - Pre-scratch self
Grandma - Adoptive grandmother, genetic daughter (Deceased)
The Condesce - Great, great grandmother
Colonel Sassacre - Great, great grandfather (Deceased)
Jade Harley - Penpal, genetic daughter (Deceased)
John Egbert, Poppop - Genetic sons
Jane Crocker - Adopted second cousin, possible love interest (Pre-trickster); Co-fiancée (Trickster mode)
Dirk Strider - Ex-Boyfriend
Caliborn - Patron manbro
Roxy Lalonde - Co-fiancée (Trickster mode only)
Aranea Serket - Flushed crush
A jungle on a pacific island
Land of Mounds and Xenon
Skulls, all movies, girls of a cerulean complexion, fisticuffs, adventure, firearms
Emerald Terror ♫
Dapper Dueling ♫
Elephant Gun ♫
A Taste for Adventure ♫
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