Strife Technique: Guardian Rubric - Ironic Negligence
Mother knows worst.
Description	Offer your daughter a sip of your martini. Isn't sharing nice?
Cruel Irony	65%
Weak against:	Auto-Perrier

Ironic Negligence is a Guardian Rubric used in Homestuck by the Guardians during Strife. Rose Lalonde's Mother is, so far, the only one that uses this technique. During it, she lunges her martini glass towards Rose, as if expecting her to take a drink. Rose is quick to Abstain, thankfully.

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