Height is a hidden attribute that determines a character's VERTICAL REACH.
Heights of various characters, in order:
- Midget: Hogs, Clowns, Weasels, Elves, all variants of Ace Dick with the exception of Fiesta Ace Dick, pieces in the game of Life, Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin, and Black Hole Mobster Kingpin.
- Fairly Short: Problem Sleuth and all variants thereof, Fiesta Ace Dick, whores, patrons and most characters in both Jailbreak and Bard Quest.
- Middling: Thugs, Mobster Kingpin and Madame Murel.
- Tall: Pickle Inspector and all variations thereof (with the exception of Godhead Pickle Inspector and Monster Pickle Inspector), Death
- Regally Large: Kings, such as the quest-giver in Bard Quest, or the Weasel King. Also, despite not being a king, Fiesta Mobster Kingpin.
- Humongous: Higgs Bonehead, the Candy Mecha, and Monster Pickle Inspector.
- Incredibly Humongous: Fluthlu, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, Godhead Pickle Inspector, and The Whale.