Elves are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the universe. Their general life involves granting wishes in exchange for babies, crying Elf Tears over issues of Hunk Rump, playing poker, and absconding with the pies of Clowns from windowsills. Elves are known practitioners of Majyyk and their most valiant warrior is a Mage.
Elves also appear in the brief "restart" of Jailbreak.
The Elf Exemplar is one of the four characters that oversee Problem Sleuth as he tries to solve The Plight of the Four Kingdoms. He doesn't do much but watch on as Problem Sleuth goes to GameFAQs to cheat. Even though he is an Exemplar of the Elves, he is not the current reagent of the Elf Kingdom, and we have yet to see if they are ruled similarly like the Weasel King.
Elves ARE real.
They cry over anykind of porno.
Elf tears can be farmed with a porno room and many elves looking at porno.
|Problem Sleuth Characters|
|Team Sleuth|| Problem Sleuth - Ace Dick - Pickle Inspector|
Hysterical Dame - Nervous Broad
|Four Kingdoms|| Elves - Hogs - Weasels - Clowns|
|Villains||Mobster Kingpin - Madame Murel - Demonhead Mobster Kingpin|
|Deities||Death - Godhead Pickle Inspector - Demimonde Goddess - The Devil|
|Allies||The Whale - Candy Mecha - Hearst - Hired Muscle - Honeybee Professor|
|Minions||Beasts - Whores - Thugs - Worker Bees - Courtesan Angels|
|Non-Canon|| Midnight Crew (Spades Slick - Diamonds Droog - Hearts Boxcars - Clubs Deuce)|
Laborer Wasps - Professor Wasp - Zombie Astronaut - Little White Cat - Fuzzy Man Bear and Sarah