Slapping, Pies, and Floppy Shoes
Clowns are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the universe. Their general life involves making pies and placing them on windowsills in Small Cottages, mining for Pie Filling, wearing Floppy Shoes, and slapping the rumps of Pigs. Clowns, being a fierce entertainment force, have a valiant Bard who fights for justice while doing incendiary Lute Solos.
The Clown Pontificate is one of the four characters that oversee Problem Sleuth as he tries to solve The Plight of the Four Kingdoms. He is last seen summoned in DMK's Combat Operandi, Clownstorm, where he uses his legendary Hamper Of The Jaded Fool's Ennui.
Role in HomestuckEdit
In the Homestuck Adventure, clowns are apparently . According to Caliborn, "THE RULES ARE. CLOWNS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF MIRACLES. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS." It should be noted that the clowns which appear in the Problem Sleuth adventure do not show up in Homestuck.
- Clowns are also made of sumptuous Clown meat.
- Gamzee Makara, whose title is Bard of Rage, is a reference to the Clown Bard. This is probably also a Bard Quest reference as well (especially because of the Class's codpiece).
|Problem Sleuth Characters|
|Team Sleuth|| Problem Sleuth - Ace Dick - Pickle Inspector|
Hysterical Dame - Nervous Broad
|Four Kingdoms|| Elves - Hogs - Weasels - Clowns|
|Villains||Mobster Kingpin - Madame Murel - Demonhead Mobster Kingpin|
|Deities||Death - Godhead Pickle Inspector - Demimonde Goddess - The Devil|
|Allies||The Whale - Candy Mecha - Hearst - Hired Muscle - Honeybee Professor|
|Minions||Beasts - Whores - Thugs - Worker Bees - Courtesan Angels|
|Non-Canon|| Midnight Crew (Spades Slick - Diamonds Droog - Hearts Boxcars - Clubs Deuce)|
Laborer Wasps - Professor Wasp - Zombie Astronaut - Little White Cat - Fuzzy Man Bear and Sarah