It looks delicious, but it is completely non-functional. What a useless piece of shit!

The Candy Telescope is an item conjured by FPI as an instrument to enable Pickle Inspector to use the Sniper Rifle. The aforementioned Sextant requires a scope for it to work correctly, and this was an attempt to fix it. However, the Candy Telescope can not function as a working scope and was tossed overboard as a useless piece of shit. It fell to the ground below, bounced off a truck, and passed through a traffic light which then came out and flew into DMK's unsuspecting mouth, causing a massive spike in his Blood Sugar, giving it an unexpected use.

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